@...ColombianMonkey: But the second mouse gets the cheese

@...ColombianMonkey: Yes since I was filling in the rest of the phrase.

I will probably get flamed to hell for this but fuck it, I hated Mario 2! That fucking shit wasn’t Mario at all! Flying carpets, flying masks, a hawk’s mouth opening and closing bringing you to the next world. It fucking sucks, it sucking fucks, and I don’t like it.

Mario 3 on the other hand, that was the shit.

Oh Celery Rape and Humping Flying Carpets <– Title for my next book.

No seriously I tried to forget my morals, but in my books Mario 2 isn’t even canonical, it’s such a far cry from the essence that is Super Mario. An example of that would be that they didn’t continue with the ideas and things they used in Mario 2, they returned to what Mario should have always been like in Mario 3.

@...ColombianMonkey: Of*

@...RSIxidor: This according to wikipedia:

”Various Nintendo of America employees personally disliked the Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, which they found to be frustratingly difficult and actually the same gameplay and features on the first one, Super Mario Bros.[3] Believing such a game would likely sell poorly in the United States, they wanted to release a different sequel that they thought would be friendlier to western audiences.”

How dare they assume that? Totalitarians! I found it to be highly unfriendly and alienating! I see my childhood being raped before my eyes….