Comments on: girls or money?

By: DisplacedTexan

DisplacedTexan — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:25:22 +0000

fuck bitches…
get money…

r.i.p. christopher wallace

By: nyokki

nyokki — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 02:54:05 +0000

@Sticky: I only drink when being driven home over the Chapaquedic. Wow, I can't believe I spelled that right.

By: Sticky

Sticky — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 19:08:23 +0000

@nyokki: I could fix you a Kennedy. Scotch and murky water.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:12:29 +0000

Looks like Ted Kennedy.

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:22:32 +0000

@Pants: Oh. George was a child molester? Damn. They sure as hell didn't mention that at school. Pussies. @natedog: no u

By: Pants

Pants — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:51:36 +0000

@dieAntagonista: It's a retarded George Washington.

By: Sticky

Sticky — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:17:12 +0000

@Drunkin: I'm not saying the advice isn't sound, but at being an advice dog (which typically follows the noun-verb, verb-noun format) it fails. Not the right background. If it was just this guy's head and the multicolored background, it'd be much more likely to win, but just doesn't cut it as it is presented now.

By: SirWishbone

SirWishbone — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:43:12 +0000

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women…

Money can’t buy love, but it can sure rent love!

By: natedog

natedog — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:38:03 +0000

@dieAntagonista: you're such a handmaniac

By: ANooBiS

ANooBiS — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:39:52 +0000

Full of win. Like the song says “Fukk bitches, Get money”

By: Drunkin

Drunkin — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:02:19 +0000

@Sticky: How does this fail? This is some of the best advice one can get, along with the worlds shortest fairytale.

By: ack

ack — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:59:18 +0000

@dieAntagonista: No clue. But I like his pimpin' posture. Maybe this is Xzibit's grandfather??

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:39:09 +0000

So who is this? His fingers look like they’re broken.

By: ack

ack — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 10:19:47 +0000

I have to agree.

Money buys shit which you can keep.

Women also buy shit – which you typically cannot keep.

I tried women as a long term investment and it did not work. I calculate I would have been better renting (i.e. prostitutes or dating).

Whitebread, pimp dawg has my vote. Acquire currency.

By: dub_1211

dub_1211 — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 09:00:42 +0000

i dunno, the last time i listened to a child molester things turned out pretty bad.

By: Sticky

Sticky — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 07:14:38 +0000

This fails pretty hard at being an Advice Dog.