You bastard.

@LukeV1-5: Sorry dude, I miss construed the bollocks part of it. You were in the right the entire time. And you know damn well that this internet thread should be dominating your life.

Sorry, didn’t like him from the first time I saw him, I don’t like him now, despite his incredible performance in Dark Knight. I feel for his family and friends, but that’s about as much sympathy I could offer for a total stranger, celebrity or not.

Apparently, despite the 1′ stature of this thing, it is “not tall enough”.

What is it with fanboys?

Build a bridge and get over it.

If I knew him personally I might get my skivvies in a bunch over it, but I didn’t, too bad, so sad, then life goes on.

What are you talking about?

What’s going on?

Who’re you?

Where are my trousers?

@dieAntagonista: for so long I didn’t even know what it meant. But then I found out, and it was all peachy.

Yes, yes and yes. I also like the word concrete. No but seriously, sometimes I sit in the library and read English words out loud from a massive dictionary. For hours.

“I like the cut of your jib”

I feel special that you used such a superb expression on me.

Also, now that I think of it, I’m pretty sure malignant would still fit. Soemthing that starts off bad and gets worse.

Someone who starts off being a bollocks, and gradually becomes more and more bolshie?

Hmmmmmm.

@Ukwarlock: You lack the sarcasm sign; but either way, I would have simply taken your statement and ran with it. This is the internet; taking things seriously and/or trying to be a “white knight” (defending an unworthy cause, or a cause you don’t believe in, for any reason other than the lulz) is prohibited, under pain of being made a lulcow; You Have Been Warned.

I think that’s all I have to say, for now.

@dieAntagonista: You are correct. When I read back to myself, I like the sound of the word fuck. It is so abrupt.

Abrupt is also an abrupt word. Awesomesauce.

Also, PWNT.

I like the cut of your jib.

@Tardex:
Why thank you, for the definition. Oh wait, I never asked for it. I don’t think that there is any word in the dictionary, that would prove anyone’s lack of intelligence. That’s a quite ridiculous assumption so I won’t even take it seriously. Furthermore, Luke’s posts are for the most part always meant to be humorous. He did not use the word fuck to make a point, or to support his argument. He just likes the word fuck. Same as me. I like it particularly because of how it sounds. In German, we don’t have any comparable cuss word. I’m very envious of anyone who lives in an English speaking country. And I wish to correct my location as soon as possible. I do not belong in this Germanic Wonderland. No.

And I believe I’m right when I say that you’re not a psychologist. You want to know what angry/ stupid people do when they can’t think straight? It’s very well known that they make hasty generalisations.

For example:

“You never tell me that you love me!”

“You never clean the house!”

“All black people are criminals!”

“When this word is used by someone it shows a lack of intelligence”

I fucking don’t fucking know there is some fucking fuckery going on. Fuckitty fuckitty fuck fuck fuck.

@dieAntagonista: Fuck is the most widely used word in the English language. It can be used as any speaking device (pronoun, adjective, verb, etc…) depending on the context. When this word is used by someone it shows a lack of intelligence on the persons part because they used a fallback word. This meaning that when someone’s mind is clouded by anger or stupidity they can’t think straight/intelligently, so they use the simplest word that would fit.

I am going to use it all over the place.

Also, today I am really enthusiastic for the italics tag!