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April 13, 2009 at 6:02 pm
“Uhhh, what are you doing?”
“Reading the manual. I need to find out what “Fatal Engine Error” means.”
“…” *ejects*
“Heh heh heh. Gets ‘em every time.”
April 13, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Yo Dawg, we heard you like air planes…
April 13, 2009 at 6:34 pm
@Greg24: Nope, sorry, not today.
April 13, 2009 at 6:37 pm
@Greg24: sorry major fail. if there was a model airfighter jet then…
April 13, 2009 at 6:44 pm
that’s porn, not a manual.
April 13, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Jet Fighter Pilots rule! Our neighbors son is about to become one. I believe he is at Top Gun Flight School right now.
April 13, 2009 at 6:56 pm
@Puulaahi:
Hopefully with less gay innuendo than the movie.
April 13, 2009 at 6:57 pm
@Sticky: Well he does have a fucking hot wife. So I doubt that will happen.
April 13, 2009 at 7:07 pm
@Puulaahi:
Hope he wants daughters. Supersonic speeds do something to sperm production, apparently.
April 13, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@Sticky:
explain.
April 13, 2009 at 7:15 pm
@Puulaahi: @Sticky: Hot wife? going to serve a tour in the air force? no sex? this will end in divorce BOOYA
score 1 for destiny!
April 13, 2009 at 7:21 pm
@ColombianMonkey: Not Air Force. Motherfuckin’ Marines Motherfucker. His real goal is to become a commercial pilot but apparently you have to work for the military first.
April 13, 2009 at 7:26 pm
even worse lol. more time in tour.
April 13, 2009 at 8:08 pm
HoooRa Devil dawgz! …. i stole my current wife from a marine… feel kinda bad ’bout that .. nah not really … U.S.N is where its at !
April 13, 2009 at 8:21 pm
see puu he’s either 2 things the one to cause the pain or the one to receive the pain. apparently withered spyryt chose right if it isn’t a retarded internet meme.
April 13, 2009 at 8:30 pm
@ColombianMonkey: You just have too much time on your hands, dude. The next time you make a meaningful comment. I’ll let you know.
April 13, 2009 at 8:34 pm
@Puulaahi: i was about to say that to you in the after the great ka-Whoom topic. but don’t worry man words can cover a book by only so much
April 13, 2009 at 8:53 pm
@ColombianMonkey: This must be the retarded you, out of the two there are.
April 13, 2009 at 8:58 pm
@Puulaahi: please continue
April 13, 2009 at 9:17 pm
“how does i do a barrel roll?”
April 13, 2009 at 9:25 pm
@withered spyryt:
The Marines are a department of the Navy
…the Men’s department
April 13, 2009 at 10:01 pm
@ebayer: Bitch got TOLD! Hahaha.
April 13, 2009 at 10:39 pm
@ebayer: Marines are much like a terrier, when they get up in the morning they want to do two things:
They want to dig a hole.
They want to kill something.
Marines, like Pit Bulls, work best when slightly pissed off.
April 13, 2009 at 10:39 pm
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 80? Sir
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 100? Sargent
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 120? Swabbie.
Hoo Yaa.
April 13, 2009 at 11:49 pm
A marine is home on leave, in his dress blues. decides he’s gonna go to the nicest place in town. Finishing his meal, he heads to the latrine where he meets a small boy. “wow are you a real marine?” the boy asks.
“Yes I am kid you wanna wear my hat?” says the marine
“Yes, Oh Boy!” says the kid, he begins to march around with his new “cover” on. An Army ranger walks in and the kid stands stunned.
“Wow are you a real Army ranger?” the boy asks.
The ranger answers,” Yes i am kid, you wanna suck my dick?”
The kid responds ” oh no sir im not a real marine im only wearing his hat!” ha ha
April 14, 2009 at 12:55 am
” Oh the pilot tried to loop de loop at 00 feet
ya he aint gonna fly no more”
Heh. Army rangers. Bad asses that go up in perfectly good aircraft and jump out into hostile zones. And they say Marines are dumb.
“there was blood upon the risers
there were brains upon the chute
intestines were a dangling from
his paratrooper suit
He was a mess they had
to go and pour him out his boots,
oh he aint going to jump no more”
April 14, 2009 at 1:16 am
@SumoSnipe:
Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die…