Swiss Army Giant Knife

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    19 Responses to Swiss Army Giant Knife

    1. If only that were feasibly handy.

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    2. @Tardex: Maybe if you’re really tall, and have really big pockets and really big hands… or maybe it’s for Hindu gods.

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    3. at first i didnt think this was real. then the google gods revealed the truth to me: www.wengerna.com/giant-knife-16999 for $1400

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    4. Overkill? Or is there no such thing?

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    5. …You’d need a backpack just to carry that, but on the plus side, you can buy the kitchen sink attachment for it and it becomes the all-in-one-everything.

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    6. @Sticky: Ace! 🙂

      I was gonna say: +100 functions, -handheld. And there I was thinking that that was what the Swiss Army knife was for…

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    7. MacGyver would dig it.

      personally, i use the SWISSTOOL- it’s the best multitool i’ve ever found. don’t leave home without it.

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    8. I prefer the Jeremy Clarkson method of repair that requires just one tool, a hammer.

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    9. 2.5″ 60% Serrated locking blade
      Nail file
      Nail cleaner
      Corkscrew
      Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
      Removable screwdriver bit adapter
      2.5″ Blade for Official World Scout Knife
      Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
      Removable screwdiver bit holder
      Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
      Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
      Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
      Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
      Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
      Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
      Magnetized recessed bit holder
      Double-cut wood saw with ruler
      Chain rivet setter
      Removable 5mm Allen wrench
      Screwdriver for slotted and Phillips® head screws
      Removable tool for adjusting spokes
      10mm Hexagonal key for nuts
      Removalbe 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
      Patented locking screwdriver
      Universal wrench
      2.4″ Springless scissors with serrated self-sharpening design
      1.65″ Clip point utility blade
      Phillips® head screwdriver
      2.5″ Clip-point blade
      Club face cleaner
      2.4″ Round tip blade
      Patented locking screwdriver
      Cap lifter
      Can opener
      Shoe spike wrench
      Divot repair tool
      4mm Allen wrench
      2.5″ Blade
      Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
      Double-cut wood saw with ruler
      Cupped cigar cutter with double honed edges
      12/20-Guage choke tube tool
      Watch caseback opening tool
      Snap shackle
      Mineral crystal magnifier
      Compass
      Straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
      Telescopic pointer
      Fish scaler
      Hook disgorger
      Line guide
      Shortix laboratory key
      Micro tool holder
      Micro tool adapter
      Micro scraper – straight
      Micro scraper – curved
      Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
      Metal file
      Metal saw
      Flashlight
      Micro tool holder
      Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
      Screwdriver 1.2mm
      Screwdriver .8mm
      Fine fork for watch spring bars
      Reamer
      Pin punch 1.2mm
      Pin pinch .8mm
      Round needle file
      Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
      Removable tool holder
      Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
      Flat Phillips head screwdriver
      Chisel-point reamer
      Mineral crystal magnifier
      Small ruler
      Extension tool
      Sping-loaded, locking flat nose needle-nose pliers
      Removable screwdriver bit holder
      Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
      Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
      Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
      Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5mm x 3.5mm
      Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6mm x 4.0mm
      Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0mm x 6.5mm
      Magnetized recessed bit holder
      Tire tread gauge
      Fiber optic tool holder
      Can opener
      Patented locking screwdriver
      Cap lifter
      Wire stripper
      Reamer
      Awl
      Toothpick
      Tweezers
      Key ring
      Key ring

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    10. the biggest problem here is finding any certain tool that you need in a reasonable amount of time.

      where was that Shortix laboratory key again? Damnit.

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    11. WENGER sucks!
      Victorinox forever!

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    12. Alright try this one. You must picture this in your mind. Ready? Ok.

      See that knife sticking out of the middle in the second picture? Try to imagine yourself using that one.

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    13. Tom Hanks in “Cast Away” handed over his car keys with a Swiss army knife attached, before his flight. I’m sure Wilson got tired of Tom’s repeated volley of laments.

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    14. There has to be a point somewhere along the line when adding things takes away rather than enhances.

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    15. @General X: Nonsense. More is always better. Always.

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    16. Where’s the belt sander?

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