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April 12, 2009 at 12:30 pm
name, please?
April 12, 2009 at 12:51 pm
damn.
April 12, 2009 at 12:52 pm
oh shit! i’m watching tv and now there’s another “disorder” besides PMS called PMDD… I’m glad i don’t have ovaries…
pmdd.factsforhealth.org/
April 12, 2009 at 1:00 pm
p.s. sorry if this is old news to anyone… i’m not in the medical field and don’t watch very much tv.
April 12, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Woah.
This just made me throw away the sweets I was eating.
April 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm
What a beautiful, elegant body. Nom.
April 12, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Love the dress and it looks fantastic on her.
April 12, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@DisplacedTexan:
And the random post of the day award goes to…
April 12, 2009 at 3:18 pm
@Sticky: Purple painted Penguins! Would you like Yak butter in your tea?
April 12, 2009 at 3:36 pm
ickypants
April 12, 2009 at 4:15 pm
There’s no escaping, she has the face of a giraffe.
April 12, 2009 at 6:43 pm
@joodles: You don’t meet many girls, do you?
April 12, 2009 at 6:50 pm
@rattybad: Durrrr!
April 12, 2009 at 6:51 pm
@rattybad: Sadly, no. But when you have your own boobs…
Your comment made me wonder, what if ALL women have faces like giraffes?
April 12, 2009 at 7:44 pm
@joodles: God, I hope she’s got the tongue, too
April 12, 2009 at 7:45 pm
@joodles: what if ALL men are monkeys. it would be a PARTAY..
April 12, 2009 at 7:48 pm
@Pip: Ooooh now you’re talkin’.
@ColombianMonkey: What’s the fun in that?
April 12, 2009 at 7:51 pm
oh you don’t know … hmm well if you happen to experience it. you would understand what i mean ^^
April 12, 2009 at 8:13 pm
@ColombianMonkey: Are you talking about how us monkey-men can mount you in a way where we can pull a girl’s hair with our hands and smack their ass with our feet?
April 12, 2009 at 8:22 pm
@Pip: Lol!
April 12, 2009 at 8:36 pm
@Pip: you have some very weird fantasies…. but no nothing has to do with sex btw.
April 12, 2009 at 8:39 pm
It would be a pretty strange world if all men were ass-foot-smackin’ nympho monkeys, and all women were beautiful, elegant giraffe-faced, giraffe-tongued creme-egg lovers.
April 12, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I don’t know, joodles…..have you been to a club lately? That seems pretty accurate.
April 12, 2009 at 8:44 pm
That’s a very good point. A drunk guy said “I would kiss you if I could get close to you” to me last night at a club. I was wearing a Rubik’s cube costume, and I was glad.
April 12, 2009 at 8:53 pm
……….Rubik’s cube costume…..?
April 12, 2009 at 8:54 pm
@Pip: It was fancy dress. The drunk monkey guy couldn’t get near my face cause it was in the way. Also, I had to fit together several straws to drink my drink.
Anyway, yes I have been to a club lately.
April 12, 2009 at 8:58 pm
@joodles:
So you turned Colombian Monkey down then, eh? XD
April 12, 2009 at 8:58 pm
who figured your puzzle
?
April 12, 2009 at 9:04 pm
@Sticky: Nymphomonkeys just aren’t my type.
@ColombianMonkey: It was made of paper, non-solvable. i5.photobucket.com/albums/y158/JuliaHealy/cube2.jpg
April 12, 2009 at 9:04 pm
lol i was in mah bed sleeping lol. enjoying 4 pillows and the sweet sound of silent and the dark purple sky.
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btw guys check this out.
www.cracked.com/article_16241_6-most-frequently-quoted-bullsht-statistics.html
interesting thing to read.
April 12, 2009 at 9:09 pm
@joodles: I’ve seen on the forums. but this picture is awesome. does it feel like a pinguin? the limited arm movement. what if you had a booger hanging out of your nose?
April 12, 2009 at 9:12 pm
@ColombianMonkey: Yeah the costume took a long time to make. Plus, it was like a meta-costume, I had another costume underneath. There was enough to room to get my hand through the head hole for itchy noses and the like. I perfected this dance move where I retracted my arms, and then spun the cube around my neck 360 degrees.
April 12, 2009 at 9:15 pm
….joodles is a spinner.
April 12, 2009 at 9:17 pm
@joodles: i could’ve only imagine it and already sheer awesomeness comes to mind. video? must have video!
April 12, 2009 at 9:20 pm
@joodles:
When you did that did you demand they play some rap and go “I GOT SPINNAZ NIGGA!”?
April 12, 2009 at 9:23 pm
@Pip: You wish.
@ColombianMonkey: No video, I’m afraid.
@Sticky: No, but they played Billy Idol’s You Spin Me Right Round.
April 12, 2009 at 9:27 pm
snap. well next time you know then hehe..
anyways good morning people 4:26AM and I’m going to sleep. happy easter Monday to all!
April 12, 2009 at 9:44 pm
@joodles:
Did you think of Meatspin? Because if you didn’t then, you are now. ZING!
April 12, 2009 at 10:03 pm
@Pip: Yes please.
April 13, 2009 at 12:53 am
@joodles: “ass-foot-smackin’ nympho monkeys” = 25 sit-ups worth of laughing. Internet wins for jooles & Pip.
April 13, 2009 at 6:09 am
@dogsurfer: how can you do that??… do you have your pc on the floor with you? are one of those people who hates furniture and do everything on the floor? lol
April 13, 2009 at 6:15 am
I’m one of those people who hates furniture and does everything on the floor. Everything.
@RSIxidor: I wish I knew her name. This picture is all I got.
April 13, 2009 at 1:52 pm
@ColombianMonkey: I responded to “ass-foot-smackin” with uncontrollable abdominal contractions, equal to 25 worth of sit-ups, including tears & manic chortling as I imagined myself with this monkey contorting ability. I was not ROTF, as furniture was available.
April 13, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Must keep perverted mind under control in regards to “doing everything on the floor”…..
Come on, you can do this, Pip…..you can do this….
April 14, 2009 at 12:54 am
@joodles
You spin me right round was Dead or Alive.. I think Marilyn Manson covered it a few years back too.