Mantis

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    dieAntagonista

    My favourite insect. Next to grasshoppers.

    lolcat

    I’m a fucking mantis!

    nyoki

    The kung fu is very strong w/ this one.

    Haggardavatar

    Looks more like the mantis is saying:

    “I’M SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING” hahaha

    Sticky

    lolcat:
    FUCK YOU, I’M A MANTIS

    joodles

    “Fuck you, I’m a mantis.”

    Alternatively,

    “Ok, from the top, once more with feeling.”

    Sticky

    joodles:
    Beat you to the first one Joodles. 😀

    goatsgomoo

    This looks more like a “Ta-da!” pose to me.

    dege

    “Y. M. C. A.”

    joodles

    Sticky: No wai, he’s definitely saying it in lower case. He’s a little more sophisticated than your average anteater.

    Sticky

    joodles:
    …He’s a cannibalistic thing that goes crunchy-crunchy under my shoe sole. How sophisticated can be be?

    iamevilhomer

    Jazz Hands!!!

    joodles

    Sticky: He’s conducting a mo-fo’ing ORCHESTRA. He’s going SYMPHONIC on our asses and he’s a MANTIS. That’s pretty damn sophisticated.

    Kurtt

    (Background music)”Getting stronger!!”

    maggot5858

    amazing shot
    i haven’t seen a mantis since i was five and they’re our state insect…pretty sad

    TGGeko

    Group Hug!

    joodles

    killing_loneliness_58: It’s important in life to take time to stop and smell the mantises.

    RSIxidor

    Sticky:
    Don’t step on him! He eats a bunch of the other stuff that bothers you!

    Sticky

    RSIxidor:
    I’LL DO WHAT I WANT YOU GODDAMN HIPPIE.

    …And no, I don’t usually crush bugs. Except spiders. *shudder*

    Sticky

    Sticky:
    Well, technically a spider is an arachnid, but whatever.

    Elepski

    Ya think he knows anteater?

    Xenon2434

    I have never seen one with that peacock-like thing coming up out of its ass.

    I would assume its similar to the peacock’s use though-attracting mates and asserting dominance. Is this correct?

    joodles

    Xenon2434: You said, in a perfectly innocent comment, coming, ass, mates, dominance, and cock – twice. FYI.

    Billy Manic

    Voiced by Seth Rogen.

    Gouki4u

    Praying mantis sez, “It’s on now, motherfucker!”

    HoChunk

    “I’M KING OF THE WOOOOORRRRRLLLD!!!”

    oncoming SUV in background

    jayarmstrong


    It’s more a defence mechanism to avoid being eaten, mostly by birds. Some of them strike this pose if you walk to close to them and they think you might harm them. They eat a lot of other pest insects so they are very good to have around.

    AppleSauce

    Give a small grasshopper to one. Its kinda cool to watch, but I’m kinda fucked in the head.

    dieAntagonista

    AppleSauce: Nice. I know. And it’s fine, I’m fucked in the head also.

    VanZant

    It’s gooooooooood!!!!! ……the only insect that can turn it’s head (I think).

    TSU_Beast

    this is probably what the male mantis sees right before his maniac wife eats him…

    CyWhitfield

    suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. im a mantis

    j_bryon

    Mantis:(very gayly)”I’m Marvelous!”

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