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    numb7rs
    Member

    Oh Hai!

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    My favourite insect. Next to grasshoppers.

    lolcat
    Member

    I’m a fucking mantis!

    nyoki
    Member

    The kung fu is very strong w/ this one.

    Haggardavatar
    Member

    Looks more like the mantis is saying:

    “I’M SUPER, THANKS FOR ASKING” hahaha

    Sticky
    Member

    @lolcat:
    FUCK YOU, I’M A MANTIS

    joodles
    Member

    “Fuck you, I’m a mantis.”

    Alternatively,

    “Ok, from the top, once more with feeling.”

    Sticky
    Member

    @joodles:
    Beat you to the first one Joodles. 😀

    goatsgomoo
    Member

    This looks more like a “Ta-da!” pose to me.

    dege
    Member

    “Y. M. C. A.”

    joodles
    Member

    @Sticky: No wai, he’s definitely saying it in lower case. He’s a little more sophisticated than your average anteater.

    Sticky
    Member

    @joodles:
    …He’s a cannibalistic thing that goes crunchy-crunchy under my shoe sole. How sophisticated can be be?

    iamevilhomer
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    iamevilhomer

    Jazz Hands!!!

    joodles
    Member

    @Sticky: He’s conducting a mo-fo’ing ORCHESTRA. He’s going SYMPHONIC on our asses and he’s a MANTIS. That’s pretty damn sophisticated.

    Kurtt
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    Kurtt

    (Background music)”Getting stronger!!”

    maggot5858
    Member

    amazing shot
    i haven’t seen a mantis since i was five and they’re our state insect…pretty sad

    TGGeko
    Member

    Group Hug!

    joodles
    Member

    @killing_loneliness_58: It’s important in life to take time to stop and smell the mantises.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @Sticky:
    Don’t step on him! He eats a bunch of the other stuff that bothers you!

    Sticky
    Member

    @RSIxidor:
    I’LL DO WHAT I WANT YOU GODDAMN HIPPIE.

    …And no, I don’t usually crush bugs. Except spiders. *shudder*

    Sticky
    Member

    @Sticky:
    Well, technically a spider is an arachnid, but whatever.

    Elepski
    Member

    Ya think he knows anteater?

    Xenon2434
    Member

    I have never seen one with that peacock-like thing coming up out of its ass.

    I would assume its similar to the peacock’s use though-attracting mates and asserting dominance. Is this correct?

    joodles
    Member

    @Xenon2434: You said, in a perfectly innocent comment, coming, ass, mates, dominance, and cock – twice. FYI.

    Billy Manic
    Member

    Voiced by Seth Rogen.

    Gouki4u
    Member

    Praying mantis sez, “It’s on now, motherfucker!”

    HoChunk
    Member

    “I’M KING OF THE WOOOOORRRRRLLLD!!!”

    oncoming SUV in background

    jayarmstrong
    Member

    @XENON2434
    It’s more a defence mechanism to avoid being eaten, mostly by birds. Some of them strike this pose if you walk to close to them and they think you might harm them. They eat a lot of other pest insects so they are very good to have around.

    AppleSauce
    Member

    Give a small grasshopper to one. Its kinda cool to watch, but I’m kinda fucked in the head.

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @AppleSauce: Nice. I know. And it’s fine, I’m fucked in the head also.

    VanZant
    Member

    It’s gooooooooood!!!!! ……the only insect that can turn it’s head (I think).

    TSU_Beast
    Member
    TSU_Beast

    this is probably what the male mantis sees right before his maniac wife eats him…

    CyWhitfield
    Member

    suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. im a mantis

    j_bryon
    Member

    Mantis:(very gayly)”I’m Marvelous!”



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