i got my 11 year old an iPod touch for her birthday, and there is this application for it called “iPity”, which is a Mr. T soundboard.

yeah, it’s pretty awesome. some gems:

“Hey sucka, you gonna pay!”
“I got no time fo da jibba jabba”
“I pity the foo, soul, or thug that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin to his momma”
“There you go again, talkin bout yo crazy made-up friends”
“You shove me again, and i’ll wrap that gun around yo face”
“You better not be talkin to no invisible animals”
“He was the baddest cat around…. til i showed up”
“You better make sure nothing happens to my gold”