Because Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition
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April 8, 2009 at 7:03 am
Now we do.
April 8, 2009 at 7:16 am
Win
April 8, 2009 at 7:36 am
EXPECT
IT’S RIGHT THE HELL THERE IN THE POST
April 8, 2009 at 7:45 am
@LukeV1-5: srsly… -_-
April 8, 2009 at 7:47 am
Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms – Oh damn!
April 8, 2009 at 7:48 am
What’s the difference between spanish inquisition and others?
April 8, 2009 at 8:08 am
Title fail. I mean, come on… it’s right in the fucking image.
April 8, 2009 at 8:24 am
Bring me . . . THE RACK!
April 8, 2009 at 8:37 am
@SySKNoT: About the same as the difference between the Holocaust and others.
April 8, 2009 at 9:23 am
@SySKNoT: This.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gldlyTjXk9A
April 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
can someone be such a dear and give me a short summary of what the Spanish Inquisition.
April 8, 2009 at 12:21 pm
is….
April 8, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Wikipedia powers GO!
It was a trial system set up in Spain in 1478 to maintain Catholic orthodoxy, which was to replace the papal tribunal system. It had jurisdiction only over baptized Christians. The Inquisition worked in large part to ensure the orthodoxy of recent converts.
It is estimated that the Inquisition had burned at the stake 2,000 people and reconciled another 15,000 by 1490
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_inquisition
So, not really a Holocaust. More people than that die in wars every day.
April 8, 2009 at 12:36 pm
@TGGeko: Also burned many a witch in America using the same system.
April 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm
@TGGeko: There were a lot less people back then.
April 8, 2009 at 3:54 pm
@vincent.ex2:
Classic response.
April 8, 2009 at 5:47 pm
A Monty Python sketch that doesn’t get enough attention:
Confuse-A-Cat:
“Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven’t found a word for”
“Moping, hmm, I should remember that”
“Confusers! Get into the van and fetch out . . . wait for it . . . fetch out! The funny things!”
April 8, 2009 at 5:58 pm
@ colombianMonkey
lmgtfy.com/?q=spanish+inquisition
April 8, 2009 at 8:06 pm
@Drewlicious: How’d you do that?
April 8, 2009 at 8:50 pm
“And now for something completely different….”
April 8, 2009 at 8:53 pm
…and for those of you who don’t like sports…there’s sports…
April 9, 2009 at 12:28 am
@RSIxidor: I’ve always been partial to the parrot sketch.
April 9, 2009 at 2:38 am
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218
April 9, 2009 at 1:29 pm
@dekay46:
Especially the TV version where he goes to his brother’s shop in Essex, what a great episode altogether. I always wondered before I had really watched many episodes if they all held together as well as the few I’ve seen and the answer is, sort of. They hold together well enough to keep me entertained anyway.
@nyokki:
You’re close. They don’t say sports. They say “sport” at least that’s the way it sounds to me in the episode “Archaeology Today” (you’ve got Netflix, the whole damn series is on streaming, you probably know this, and its awesome.)
From the same episode:
You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane. Some of them were born sane. Some of them became sane later in their lives. It is up to people like you and me who are out of our tiny little minds to try and help these people overcome their sanity. You can start in small ways with ping-pong ball eyes and a funny voice and then you can paint half of your body red and the other half green and then you can jump up and down in a bowl of treacle going ‘squawk, squawk, squawk… ‘ And then you can go ‘Neurhhh! Neurhh!’ and then you can roll around on the floor going ‘pting pting pting’…
April 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
@RSIxidor: When I got Netflix a few years ago, the first thing I ordered was the whole Monty Python series.