This is what PETA believes

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    Drew
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    shopped

    Dreth
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    I don’t know, that marker looks pretty authentic.

    Dral
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    Dral

    But, meat tastes better when you get to know the animal on a more personal level before eating it.

    vincent.ex2
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    @Drew: There are a lot of stupid people on this planet.

    Sticky
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    @Dreth:
    That marker tells me this is from Jay Leno’s “Headlines.”

    Marrock
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    Meat is murder…

    …and murder tastes good!

    JamesTuskGeorge
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    I have a friend that used to try and get comments like this published in newspapers. Now he tries to get them published online, because it’s easier.

    ohmybob
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    Truly a great troll.

    Queensly
    Member

    I can’t remember where I heard it but I’ve always liked the saying, “If God didn’t want us to eat animals, he wouldn’t have made them taste like meat”

    iamevilhomer
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    iamevilhomer

    ‘Do you know what they do to those chickens?! Whatever it is it’s delicious.’ Jim Gaffigan… Hot Pockets

    Professor Ratbaggy
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    …or, to paraphrase Flanders and Swann, if God hadn’t meant people to eat people, He wouldn’t’ve made us of meat!  :o)

    Puulaahi
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    Senseless killing of animals is beyond lame. If you do at least use every part of the animal. Real human beings who gave a fuck used to do that in the past.

    NoOneInParticular
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    Fishy Joe: “I’m willing to admit it’s murder. The real question is, who’s going to stop me?”
    😀

    DisplacedTexan
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    @iamevilhomer: shit i won’t be able to get ‘hot pockets’ out of my head now… and they have a new commercial for “panini’s” i smile a little when i hear the slogan.

    gaffigan is hilarious

    sailboats
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    meat is still murder and dairy is still rape

    sailboats
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    id say its true…but the person writing it was joking? id hope

    orchunter
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    I love PETA. They come up with the most stupid shit you ever heard of. Did you know that to join PETA you have to remove half of your brain first.

    mrmilner
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    MEAT IS MURDER

    ……tasty,tasty murder

    RSIxidor
    Member

    @orchunter:
    This is to keep you from realizing that you’re assignment will be killing animals after “rescuing” them, and to make sure you don’t get any crazy thoughts about telling the media the truth.

    iamevilhomer
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    iamevilhomer

    @Puulaahi: they didn’t give a fuck, tard. they were hungry. they used every part because they couldn’t order a fucking McRib, moron.

    rattybad
    Member

    I’d enjoy this more if I wasn’t still puzzling over the PETA connection.

    Puulaahi
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    @nyokki: Cus they used every part. What makes us so morally superior? We are still making the same simple mistakes the people of the past did.

    @iamevilhomer: McDonalds isn’t even real food. Bad example IamFAIL.

    clicksip
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    Ignorance is bliss I guess.

    onthebeach
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    Better to eat a wild animal then a factory farmed, hormone and steriod filled one.

    NoOneInParticular
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    @Puulaahi: Shows what you know. Most ancient hunters only took what they could carry and left the rest. NOBODY is better than a modern slaughter house at using the ENTIRE animal. You think they just cut a bit off the cow and toss the rest? You need to take a tour some time. The skin gets made into leather, virtually every scrap of meat is used, and what’s left is ground up and used for fertilizer or feed for some other animal.

    Puulaahi
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    @NoOneInParticular: I know plenty. Pretty much every ancient tribe pre European used every part of the animal.See Native Americans, Hawaiians, Incas, etc etc.

    And modern slaughter houses to just dump the excess. They don’t only if they are heavily regulated by the govt.

    iamevilhomer
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    iamevilhomer

    @Puulaahi: And why did they use every part of the animal they could? because they were in the wild and didn’t know when they would kill/eat again! it was fucking necessity, retard, not a conscience act to go green. starve or make the food last as long as it can….?? hhhmmmm… look up the origins of soul food, genius. make scraps last. you’re an idiot.

    iamevilhomer
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    iamevilhomer

    @Puulaahi: modern slaughterhouses dump the excess?! bologna! throw excess profit away?! makes total sense. ummm… why?

    MacheteJak
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    @Puulaahi: You are wrong, and everyone but you knows it. Stop trying.



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