We can dish it, but can we take it? Hypocrites… HOOOOO!!!
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April 2, 2009 at 9:08 am
Ah, Nextwave, awesome.
April 2, 2009 at 9:08 am
Shoot the motherfucking bitch. Ruined the lives of enough people already.
April 2, 2009 at 9:20 am
Europe > USA
April 2, 2009 at 9:32 am
USA>World
April 2, 2009 at 9:50 am
Europe using violence against America, and doing so with a six shooter? The irony consumes me!
April 2, 2009 at 9:56 am
that belt is totally fucking unnecessary
April 2, 2009 at 10:01 am
@natedog: True
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@AlecDalek: True
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@ian356094: Nice Dream
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April 2, 2009 at 10:03 am
Not a dream.
I’ve lived in Europe, Asia, and USA.
USA kicks the shit out of both of them combined.
April 2, 2009 at 10:07 am
@ian356094: where in europe?
April 2, 2009 at 10:08 am
@ian356094:
Aha, but have you tried Oceania, South America, and Antarctica?!
April 2, 2009 at 10:10 am
Oceania is pretty goddamn cool. At least from what I have seen of it. Wouldn’t mind living in New Zealand or some Polynesian Island Nation.
April 2, 2009 at 10:10 am
@Sticky: *slap* caribbean, dn’t forget it
April 2, 2009 at 10:19 am
@ AlecDalek: How so? Is there any country in Europe that can match our military might?
“They told (us) to open up the Embassy, or “we’ll blow you away.” And then they looked up and saw the Marines on the roof with these really big guns, and they said in Somali, “Igaralli ahow,” which means “Excuse me, I didn’t mean it, my mistake”.
Karen Aquilar, in the U.S. Embassy; Mogadishu, Somalia, 1991
April 2, 2009 at 10:25 am
@sutenvulf: So fucking what?
April 2, 2009 at 10:26 am
@sutenvulf: You forgot that Mogadishu was the US’s first major military loss of a mission prior to present.
April 2, 2009 at 10:26 am
That’s childish. Let’s not compare a continent with a huge country which just so happens to be the most powerful and the richest in the world.
There are aspects of both areas that are to be appreciated, but comparing them is kinda idiotic.
April 2, 2009 at 10:30 am
It’s kinda funny that Europe hates America. They don’t mind taking our econominc aid money though.
April 2, 2009 at 10:30 am
why were one to jump to military one time? come on…too much violence for you.
April 2, 2009 at 10:32 am
@Hob: quite so.
April 2, 2009 at 10:32 am
@dieAntagonista: Last time I checked we were kind of losing our foothold in the “richest nation on the planet” category..
@sutenvulf: Who fucking cares. That’s not what define’s america’s greatness you psycho.
April 2, 2009 at 10:36 am
Not all Europeans hate America. None that actually matter. Besides they’re all liars anyway. They watch American TV, listen to American music, dress like Americans and even talk like them.
April 2, 2009 at 10:39 am
@mintymadness: I didn’t mean just based on money. I meant in general. When it comes to movies, industries, companies and whatever else rules this world. And since the American economy is such a mess, the same thing has happened in Europe.
April 2, 2009 at 10:46 am
I for one don’t hate America, I hate it’s influence on stupid fucking people.
April 2, 2009 at 10:46 am
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita
April 2, 2009 at 10:48 am
or is it “its”.. it’s “its”
April 2, 2009 at 10:49 am
@ColombianMonkey: Fixed
April 2, 2009 at 11:22 am
@Lamb:
I hate Japan’s influence over everyone.
Anways, plus… we Americans have better food!
April 2, 2009 at 11:28 am
I thought that symbol was just the Quake 2 symbol sideways.
April 2, 2009 at 11:54 am
@ian356094: Where in Europe? I’ve lived in both, so I can say there is no way to compare them as one being ‘better’ than the other.
@ian356094:
“Anways, plus… we Americans have better food!”
Sometimes true, but only for what we have that other countries don’t. Mostly decent sushi and amazing Mexican food. Mmmm… delicious Mexican. Turkish comes close, but it’s way too healthy in comparison.
April 2, 2009 at 12:13 pm
In Ratingen, Germany.
My favorite food is Mexican, thats why I said our food is better. I lived in SoCal (southern california) all my life until the past few years.
But America is where its at in terms of great BBQ, authentic Mexican food, and great hamburgers.
Right now I’m living in Taipei, Taiwan.
April 2, 2009 at 12:22 pm
@ian356094: were you born in the states? It’s understandable that one will defend his country. It’s nice to know you travel some distant places. I’ve had nice foods in the states, but since I’m from the West Indies I prefer my BBQ and Hamburgers lol. so how is Taiwan.
April 2, 2009 at 12:22 pm
@ColombianMonkey: i don’t see california
April 2, 2009 at 12:23 pm
@asdf: yea, not reaching the charts or they categorized it all under USA.
April 2, 2009 at 12:26 pm
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_between_U.S._states_and_countries_nominal_GDP#2005
April 2, 2009 at 12:30 pm
@asdf: hmm didn’t see this. but what i could pick off from the top of my head is that since this is mainly a US topic that since cali main cash flow is weed (theory) and since they “consider” it foul play to the rankings.
April 2, 2009 at 12:32 pm
and maybe* they “consider”….
April 2, 2009 at 12:48 pm
“Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.”
–George Bernard Shaw
April 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm
@Marrock: nice
April 2, 2009 at 1:08 pm
@Marrock: Word.
@ian356094:
Whoa. That sounds fantastic. So how come you travel around so much. See I don’t know what’s with this site, but all these people with their hyper exciting lives seem to end up here.
Tiki paid you all to tell me these stories, didn’t he.
April 2, 2009 at 1:13 pm
@dieAntagonista: It’s true.
I’m actually 4 ducks in a man costume.
April 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm
@Paul_Is_Drunk: goose? btw i like to eat ducks.
April 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Geez this again…
The US has a Big Gun, attitude, a small Brain and Penis…Everyone hates them…this is not news.
Get on with it….next.
And Come to Canada, we’ll show you food…
April 2, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Is anyone addressing the fact that is punchline doesn’t make sense? They’re ripping Ultimate Cap’s line about France…but since when is the United States defined as a ‘victim’ in the minds of Europe?
It’s overly-sensitive-use-your-own-joke-against-you fail.
I don’t know much about NextWave, but borrowing Marvel characters to beat up on the US was done by The Authority about a decade ago, and The Authority seemed to do it better.
April 2, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I’m American. I love America. I’ll tell you America is the best country. And, I’ll believe it.
This doesn’t make it any more, or less true. Look at it like that. I’m of the consensus that says if you live here and don’t like it (and aren’t actively trying to make it better), you don’t need to be here.
April 2, 2009 at 10:31 pm
@vanvelding:
By the way…
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The guy that created The Authority?
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Same guy that created this. You just lost the game.
April 2, 2009 at 11:22 pm
I’m Taiwanese American, so I’m currently studying communications design in Taiwan in Shih Chien University.
It was essentially a spur of the moment thing. I just decided to go and study abroad.
Plus I get to see my relatives, which is cool. Most people see their relatives all the time since they live in the same country. My family however, is the only family in the US so I never get to see my relatives.
And I’ve lived in Germany too since my cousins live there. (OK, I admit, Germany is pretty bitchin’)
But yeah. Taiwan is cool. Clubbing or just hitting up the night markets is tons of fun.
April 3, 2009 at 5:29 am
Europe > USA
USA > World
Therefore: Europe > World
April 3, 2009 at 6:26 am
@Gilly: lol win
April 3, 2009 at 11:11 am
@Paul_Is_Drunk: So he’s just a lazy, one-note hack. Sad.
April 3, 2009 at 12:05 pm
@Hob: Not so ironic, really. Guns are a European invention, and the revolver was invented by a European (James Puckle, an Englishman).
As for violence, I reckon at least as much of European history has been spent at war as American history, and ours is waaaay longer. Most of American civilisation is European, including warfare.
Sure, we haven’t fought you much. Only 1812 springs to mind, all your other wars against Europeans also featured other Europeans on your side – hell, the French basically won your Independence War for you. But beyond that, no, it’s not really ironic.
But I’ll admit the “Americans as victims” doesn’t really work either.
April 3, 2009 at 6:04 pm
@vanvelding:
Aaaaaaand the guy who wrote the Ultimates, which this is making fun of, wrote the Authority with the same writer.
I take it you’re the kind of guy who has to walk into a wall a few times before you try to walk around it.
April 3, 2009 at 10:21 pm
@Paul_Is_Drunk: ???
You must have missed the time where I implied that by simply making poor copies of his prior work, the guy (Millar, right? Something like that?) is just a sad hack. I’m all over “It’s the same guy.” That just makes it worse.
April 6, 2009 at 12:48 pm
I love the fact that a Cartoon character can get the goats of so many…
Stop beating yourselves over the heads..
Enjoy your mess, it’s yours to do so