Re-Posted Bible!

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Resurrected Pwnage, Bitches. . .



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    The Matrix: Rebooted

    pwn tiki’s webserver, you mean

    ColombianMonkey

    LOL

    natedog

    MOLDY BIBLE HAS BEEN BORN AGAIN

    only 8998 comments to go

    dieAntagonista

    Beautiful.

    RSIxidor

    This is disgusting. I can’t believe Tiki would allow such a filthy and disrespectful picture to be posted on his website. I’m boycotting this thread right now, because I don’t want to argue with a bunch of namby pamby atheists.

    Moe

    MUSHROOMS! If GOD made it – it MUST be good for you!

    JamesTuskGeorge

    I find it strangely beautiful; Mushrooms are part of God’s perfect creation too. Oh, and atheists are all poopy-heads.

    wookie_x

    It’s been longer than 3 days! I thought that was the STANDARD for resurrection. Damn now I’m all confused again!

    ColombianMonkey

    JamesTuskGeorge: all? well I’ll throw the towel in and say all religious believers are retarded.

    natedog
    JamesTuskGeorge

    ColombianMonkey: Sweet as! We managed to cover the whole previous argument in just 12 comments!

    ColombianMonkey

    yep 🙂

    Luke Magnifico

    dieAntagonista shaves her crotch.

    Resume discussion.

    ColombianMonkey

    LukeV1-5: thanks for killing the moldy bible

    nyoki

    ColombianMonkey: No, this time it was you…now me…shit!

    dieAntagonista

    LukeV1-5: There are subtler ways of saying that you want to have sex with me.

    Dr.Devine

    YES! EPIC WINS!
    We will take it back.
    And we must beat all other threads. NOW. Commence posting.
    I think some rules need to be laid down.

    ColombianMonkey

    nyokki: lol

    Phyreblade

    It’s alive… ALIVE!!!! THE MOLDY BIBLE WILL *NEVAR* DIE!!!!

    TheLotusEater725

    * long winded lotus style speech about atheists and christians that sounds somewhat paranoid*

    RSIxidor

    Dr.Devine:
    Yes, the rule is – flame on!

    Lotus, you sound stupid and paranoid.

    dieAntagonista

    Why has there been so many anti-christian post on this site. and from the webmaster non the lest.

    RSIxidor

    dieAntagonista:
    Why are you defending christians you harlot! ¶

    (Note, do not press control instead of alt to type in 0182 or you will die)

    Phyreblade

    dieAntagonista: ROFLMAO… Are you attempting to duplicate the other thread? ‘Cause if you are, you are Teh WIN. Not that you need me to say this, but yeah…

    dieAntagonista

    well if you think believing in a religion is dumb. say that to the billions of ppl who have died for it and are fighting for it. How is that bullshit. Atheist are closed minded and have no heart to follow or believe in something greater then themselves. IF you want to be a monkey’s uncle go ahead.

    ColombianMonkey

    dieAntagonista: hey hey hey what’s with the monkey name calling there?

    Luke Magnifico

    dieAntagonista: I think we all know what the official stance on that matter is.

    ahem

    DieA: [i]”Oh Luke, you’re so fantastic! I want to have sex with you and then cook you some bacon!£[/i] *removes clothing*

    Luke: [b]”Silence, woman, you know that I am a man of SCIENCE and LEARNING! And as such, I am impervious to your sexual wiles, lest they distract me from my important work!”[b] *adjusts glasses*

    DieA: *weeps uncontrollably*

    That is exactly how it happened.

    ColombianMonkey: Thanks for stabbing yourself in the eye with a pool cue.

    Luke Magnifico

    I have been drinking heartily, by the way.

    Luke Magnifico

    Just thought you might want to know.

    Luke Magnifico

    And be jealous.

    Luke Magnifico

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    dieAntagonista

    LukeV1-5: You wear glasses? And you’re drunk? Take me. Take me now.

    elzarcothepale: True. All we need now, is Herr Dragon.

    And I’ll post a German Moldy Bible soon. It looks very pretty, it says “Die Bibel” on the front cover.

    Luke Magnifico

    dieAntagonista: Dude. Science? Remember?

    And I only wear them some of the time I am shortsighted

    But also I can see the future.

    ColombianMonkey

    LukeV1-5: *facepalm*

    dieAntagonista

    LukeV1-5: Riight.

    I like that. I’d make you wear them all the time though.

    I have glasses also, but I wear them just to look sophisticated and/ or intellectually intimidating. And before anyone makes fun of me, it actually works.

    Together with my degree in Wikipedia and Nietzsche references – I’m unbeatable.

    So where was I, oh yes right. The future you say, alright then how does my underwear match with your bed sheets.

    RSIxidor

    “how does my underwear match with your bed sheets.”

    I’m dying over here.

    ColombianMonkey

    RSIxidor: (IRL)lol RSI, tsk-tsk-tsk.

    Luke Magnifico

    dieAntagonista: They match quite well, actually.

    In that I don’t have any curtains.

    RSIxidor

    ColombianMonkey:
    That’s not the noise I was making. Harty har har har.

    ColombianMonkey

    RSIxidor: Har Har Har INdeed!1 *hi5* with clean hand

    Luke Magnifico

    Does anyone remember the Shadow Raiders theme tune?

    Fucking awesome theme tune.

    Dr.Devine

    RULE 1: FLAME ON.
    RULE 2: LUKE IS A DRUNKEN MAN OF SCIENCE.

    RSIxidor

    Also. Fucking 500 errors.

    Luke Magnifico

    RULE 3: 300 POSTS MUST BE MADE TO MAKE REPOSTED BIBLE THE SECOND HIGHEST COMMENTED POST AFTER ORIGINAL BIBLE.

    Luke Magnifico

    Or, y’know. 235.

    RSIxidor

    Or stfu noob

    Luke Magnifico

    RSIxidor Or how about you make me.

    ColombianMonkey

    LukeV1-5: RSI isn’t that kind of buddy lol

    Luke Magnifico

    LukeV1-5: Damn it, that was meant to be bedsheets. I don’t have any bedsheets. I was just thinking about curtains at the time. I am building a remote control curtain opener.

    My bad.

    But also my awesome, for making a remoe control curtain opener.

    Luke Magnifico

    WHILE DRUNK

    It doesn’t work.

    ColombianMonkey

    LukeV1-5: I still don’t know how being drunk make people say stupid things. luke go sleep.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    Symbols have an unconscious power over mankind that they will never admit to themselves.

    Here is a simple bound copy of paper with words, and the importance given to those words (by man), make something as natural as the degradation process inherent in nature AN ABOMINATION! :p

    This picture perfectly embodies the power of man’s myths versus the reality of the natural and inherent order of the universe, and the rage that spews forth is proof of man’s denial.

    I love this pic.

    ColombianMonkey

    Paul_Is_Drunk: welcome back, nice to see a sober person.

    Luke Magnifico

    ColombianMonkey: Why are you on such a downer, man? MCS is not the place for frowns, and sensible advice, and petty irritation.

    I’m going to resolder my opener, and then I’ll consider going to bed.

    Dr.Devine

    RULE 4:RSIxidor IS A NOOB.

    Dr.Devine

    So far so good?

    RSIxidor

    Dr.Devine:
    Fuck you elitist prick. I bet you like the bible and atheism and try to form them into one elitist prickbible. fuck you.

    Dr.Devine

    RULE 5:NOOBS DON”T GET TO TROLL.

    Dr.Devine

    Nice chiasmus, by the way. And yes, I am an elitist prick. I mean for fuck’s sake, I’m a doctor.

    dieAntagonista

    Dr.Devine: Wait a second. You’re actually a really for real doctor?

    Dr.Devine

    @dieAntagonista: Uh… yeah. Ph.D. (Cough cough, this is the part where you jump me.)

    dieAntagonista

    Dr.Devine: Wow. That’s crazy. Alright, then maybe you can help me. So my doctor isn’t very helpful really, but he is super nice so I never go to anyone else because I feel better just from talking to him. I know. Idiotic.
    So here’s my problem, I faint. A lot. Always after showering. I can feel when it’s about to happen so I have to jump out of the shower, sprint to my bedroom and lie down for a couple of minutes.One time it was so bad I had to curl up on the washing machine.
    I’ve read up on what the problem could be, and the only thing that seems to makes sense is that my blood pressure and blood sugar are too low. But that kinda seems to run in my family, my mother was exactly like that too.

    So what do I do. I don’t wanna hit my head on the sink and die one day.

    SumoSnipe

    dieAntagonista: How does your underwear match the bedsheets? well for starters they are all on the bedroom floor. Luke that remote works, now close the damn things, we don’t need to see you bragging about being better hung than Dr. Manhattan.
    Now I don’t know why I’m posting this, because no one will believe me, but:
    DAMMIT DRAGON I MISS YOU! Come back out to play!

    RSIxidor

    SumoSnipe:
    I enjoyed this thoroughly.

    Dr.Devine:
    I knew it. You fuck head quack.

    dieAntagonista:
    Eat things that will raise your blood sugar level when you feel that you might faint? I’m no doctor, but I get all shaky when I haven’t eaten for awhile, for the same reason, or so I’ve been told. Try it out. Or don’t. Or do. Fuck it, whatever.

    dieAntagonista

    RSIxidor: You do know that eating just anything won’t always raise your blood sugar? Well for one, I don’t think I can just have a snack while I’m taking a shower. Second, that is not the issue. I just said it runs in my family. I have fainted after I ate, after I didn’t eat anything, at night, in the morning, after I slept, after I didn’t sleep etc. I’ve tried it all. How stupid do you think I am.

    dieAntagonista

    In case it wasn’t clear, I never fainted just like that. Only after I take a shower.

    nyoki

    dieAntagonista: The heat (from the shower) can do that, especially if you have low blood pressure. I think the heat from shower combined w/ the, sometimes overpowering, steam can really make you woozy. I’ve had that happen while showering also. It also makes me nauseous sometimes. The combo of low blood pressure and low blood sugar is one of the most disorienting things to ever happen to me.

    Dr.Devine

    @dieAntagonista: I’m a Ph.D in Psychology, not an M.D, but I’ll give it a shot. I need a little more info though just to make sure I have a good idea of what it is. (Sometimes things like this aren’t necessarily physical disorders, but your mother having the same/similar symptoms are usually a good sign that they are.)
    Right, now, when you feel it about to happen, are you feeling dizzy? Nauseated? Or is more along the lines of extremely sleepy? Or (I extremely doubt its this) does your heart rate increase, and do you get jittery? If so on the jittery, are they accompanied by adrenal rush or nausea?
    Do feel intense pulsing behind your eyes, in your forehead, or in your neck before an episode? If yes on the eyes, is it accompanied by blurred vision, or even flashes of light?
    And, do you take hot showers or cold showers?
    Also, just for shits and giggles, do you have abnormal core body temperature? (I for example, run about 2 degrees hot.)
    Really, chances are you just have blood pressure problems. (high or low I’ll figure out from that little questioneer.) That your mum had this stuff happen too is a strong indicator to that.
    And, low blood sugar(unless you have SEVERELY low blood sugar ) is usually not the cause of spontaneous KO.

    :…..ok then.

    dieAntagonista

    nyokki: I know, and I have to admit, the water I used to shower with was way too hot. But since the fainting, I started to turn it down a little which hasn’t really helped.

    Dr.Devine:

    Haha oops, why that’s even more interesting then.
    It’s really strange to be honest. I never ever fainted before a few months ago, since this showering madness started. I always thought you’d get really tired and whatnot. But when I’m about to faint, it really just hurts. Not sure where, I just feel this strange pain like my body is going to give up, though I still feel strong enough to rush to my bed and lie down. That’s all I feel until I lie down. Then I can hear a strange sound in only one ear and my heart starts racing. It starts racing just after I lie down though. And like I said, way too hot showers, but I’m working on that.
    Haha, I know for a fact that I’m too cold. Always been. Not once in my life have I had a fever.

    Now let’s get to that psychology. In case you didn’t notice, I wanna squeeze your brain dry.
    So why do I get a kick out of people insulting me. Is that normal. Probably isn’t. Also, when I see middle aged women in the city, who have way too much perfume on but their hair is done all nicely and they’re wearing pretty suits, why do I want to bury my face in their boobs. That can’t be normal either.
    There’s a lot more where this came from, so get to analysing.

    SumoSnipe

    dieAntagonista: Unsolicited safety advice:
    1-stop showering alone. Buddy system is your lifesaving way. Deep diving, burning buildings, bar crawls, blind dates, and yes, showers. Know it. Learn it. Live it.
    2-Maybe you are having a little too much fun with that shower head?
    Dr.Devine: Careful. I knew she was some kind of zombie. Never heard of a brain SQUEEZING one before. Must ask the wookie. He will know how to combat this new menace. For now we should try warding it off with a corrupted holy book…now where can I find those….

    ColombianMonkey

    lack of sleep? *eye roll* lol

    ColombianMonkey

    elzarcothepale: don’t go all watery on me man.

    nos4raaa2

    And Jesus says “Hey hey don’t put me to death! I’m a Fun Guy!” My father has prepared Smurf-like mushroom mansions for you in Heaven and with the low number of folks actually getting into Heaven they are going cheap. And the spore shall inherit the earth!

    Oh it really says “I am going ahead to prepare Shrooms for you in Heaven!”

    Ando

    dieAntagonista:
    It’s not lupus.

    dieAntagonista

    elzarcothepale:
    Haha nah it’s not like that. If only I know about the insults, it gets me all excited too. But I guess there’s some truth to what you said also.

    An Ego apprentice?! Dude, come on man. You got yourself a potential student right here. What are you waiting for.

    In case you’re not convinced – sometimes when I’m talking to people, I take out a notebook mid conversation and write down something I said because it was so articulate and witty.

    SumoSnipe

    ok tiki mcs is acting like it ate that bible..take 2:
    dieAntagonista:must be a quick read.

    dieAntagonista

    SumoSnipe: What do you mean

    SumoSnipe

    dieAntagonista: exactly.¶

    dieAntagonista

    SumoSnipe: Say what? Are you questioning my powers.

    SumoSnipe

    but the resurrection of the Moldy Bible is doing some weird things to mcs. keep getting 500 errors, 404 errors, server timed out, being told I’m posting duplicate comments, and oh yeah: 53 seconds to load this page….

    SumoSnipe

    dieAntagonista: Nope. now about that shower buudy you be needing. line starts where for applicants?

    SumoSnipe

    Gah. damned fingers . Buddy

    Luke Magnifico

    I think, in our own, specials ways, we’re all questioning your powers.

    Come on, everyone, let’s hug it out.

    Luke Magnifico

    Also, we seriously need a lulcow. We have another 151 comments.

    ColombianMonkey

    SumoSnipe: the 500 error started to happen when tiki migrated the server. nothing to do with the bible. but I would agree that the bible has affected people.

    ColombianMonkey

    LukeV1-5: luke I am your father. *does that helps?*

    dieAntagonista

    Wait wait wait. But even if I had a… shower buddy, god that sounds ridiculous, I would faint either way. So then what.

    SumoSnipe

    ColombianMonkey: the 500 problems started (for me)at about 2200 mar 31. I thought at first it was tikis april fools…
    But the Fungunomicon is BACK! You know, we are missing somebody. Has anyone heard from Sylvanish lately? She was supposed to report back on her experiment with other fungus/book combos.

    ColombianMonkey

    dieAntagonista: he would catch you. that’s the idea…

    SumoSnipe

    dieAntagonista: Then you would not be in danger of falling and hitting your head. See? Safety.

    ColombianMonkey

    SumoSnipe: whoa, your from the future? explains allot….

    SumoSnipe

    ColombianMonkey: Luke and I get our glasses from the same place. with them we can see into the future. Now if only they would print the lottery numbers a little big larger…

    SumoSnipe

    GAh. What is with my inability to spell…Oh. must have put glasses on backwards.um. these are not my glasses….or my pants…..How the hell did I end up in Vegas? Oh, good morning riverdale!

    ColombianMonkey

    SumoSnipe: glasses, glasses hmm. well my eyes are perfect. and i could say i have been behind monitor/tv behind most of anyone in MCS. if i ever wrote glasses…

    ColombianMonkey

    SumoSnipe: srry dood riverdale like bi-sexual underage girls.

    Luke Magnifico

    ColombianMonkey: I wouldn’t be so sure.

    natedog

    i see we are well on our way here.

    carry on good chaps!

    Luke Magnifico

    natedog: Who you callin’ “good”?

    *spit noise*

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