Re-Posted Bible!

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Or:
Resurrected Pwnage, Bitches. . .

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    1. pwn tiki’s webserver, you mean

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    2. MOLDY BIBLE HAS BEEN BORN AGAIN

      only 8998 comments to go

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    3. This is disgusting. I can’t believe Tiki would allow such a filthy and disrespectful picture to be posted on his website. I’m boycotting this thread right now, because I don’t want to argue with a bunch of namby pamby atheists.

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    4. MUSHROOMS! If GOD made it – it MUST be good for you!

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    5. I find it strangely beautiful; Mushrooms are part of God’s perfect creation too. Oh, and atheists are all poopy-heads.

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    6. It’s been longer than 3 days! I thought that was the STANDARD for resurrection. Damn now I’m all confused again!

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    7. @JamesTuskGeorge: all? well I’ll throw the towel in and say all religious believers are retarded.

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    8. @ColombianMonkey: Sweet as! We managed to cover the whole previous argument in just 12 comments!

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    9. dieAntagonista shaves her crotch.

      Resume discussion.

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    10. @ColombianMonkey: No, this time it was you…now me…shit!

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    11. @LukeV1-5: There are subtler ways of saying that you want to have sex with me.

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    12. YES! EPIC WINS!
      We will take it back.
      And we must beat all other threads. NOW. Commence posting.
      I think some rules need to be laid down.

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    13. It’s alive… ALIVE!!!! THE MOLDY BIBLE WILL *NEVAR* DIE!!!!

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    14. * long winded lotus style speech about atheists and christians that sounds somewhat paranoid*

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    15. @Dr.Devine:
      Yes, the rule is – flame on!

      Lotus, you sound stupid and paranoid.

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    16. Why has there been so many anti-christian post on this site. and from the webmaster non the lest.

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    17. @dieAntagonista:
      Why are you defending christians you harlot! ¶

      (Note, do not press control instead of alt to type in 0182 or you will die)

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    18. @dieAntagonista: ROFLMAO… Are you attempting to duplicate the other thread? ‘Cause if you are, you are Teh WIN. Not that you need me to say this, but yeah…

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    19. well if you think believing in a religion is dumb. say that to the billions of ppl who have died for it and are fighting for it. How is that bullshit. Atheist are closed minded and have no heart to follow or believe in something greater then themselves. IF you want to be a monkey’s uncle go ahead.

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    20. @dieAntagonista: hey hey hey what’s with the monkey name calling there?

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    21. @dieAntagonista: I think we all know what the official stance on that matter is.

      ahem

      DieA: “Oh Luke, you’re so fantastic! I want to have sex with you and then cook you some bacon!£ *removes clothing*

      Luke: “Silence, woman, you know that I am a man of SCIENCE and LEARNING! And as such, I am impervious to your sexual wiles, lest they distract me from my important work!” *adjusts glasses*

      DieA: *weeps uncontrollably*

      That is exactly how it happened.

      @ColombianMonkey: Thanks for stabbing yourself in the eye with a pool cue.

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    22. AHahahahaha!
      I knew it would work!

      @ColombianMonkey: @dieAntagonista: @Phyreblade: @RSIxidor: @thelotuseater725: @Dr.Devine:

      We’re going streaking!
      BTW:
      add all comments on this post to the previous one- the goal was to get modly bible over 9000, we never said it had to be all in one thread.

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    23. I have been drinking heartily, by the way.

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    24. Just thought you might want to know.

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    25. @LukeV1-5: You wear glasses? And you’re drunk? Take me. Take me now.

      @elzarcothepale: True. All we need now, is Herr Dragon.

      And I’ll post a German Moldy Bible soon. It looks very pretty, it says “Die Bibel” on the front cover.

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    26. @dieAntagonista: Dude. Science? Remember?

      And I only wear them some of the time I am shortsighted

      But also I can see the future.

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    27. @LukeV1-5: Riight.

      I like that. I’d make you wear them all the time though.

      I have glasses also, but I wear them just to look sophisticated and/ or intellectually intimidating. And before anyone makes fun of me, it actually works.

      Together with my degree in Wikipedia and Nietzsche references – I’m unbeatable.

      So where was I, oh yes right. The future you say, alright then how does my underwear match with your bed sheets.

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    28. “how does my underwear match with your bed sheets.”

      I’m dying over here.

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    29. @dieAntagonista: They match quite well, actually.

      In that I don’t have any curtains.

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    30. @ColombianMonkey:
      That’s not the noise I was making. Harty har har har.

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    31. Does anyone remember the Shadow Raiders theme tune?

      Fucking awesome theme tune.

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    32. RULE 1: FLAME ON.
      RULE 2: LUKE IS A DRUNKEN MAN OF SCIENCE.

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    33. RULE 3: 300 POSTS MUST BE MADE TO MAKE REPOSTED BIBLE THE SECOND HIGHEST COMMENTED POST AFTER ORIGINAL BIBLE.

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    34. @LukeV1-5: Damn it, that was meant to be bedsheets. I don’t have any bedsheets. I was just thinking about curtains at the time. I am building a remote control curtain opener.

      My bad.

      But also my awesome, for making a remoe control curtain opener.

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    35. WHILE DRUNK

      It doesn’t work.

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    36. @LukeV1-5: I still don’t know how being drunk make people say stupid things. luke go sleep.

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    37. Symbols have an unconscious power over mankind that they will never admit to themselves.

      Here is a simple bound copy of paper with words, and the importance given to those words (by man), make something as natural as the degradation process inherent in nature AN ABOMINATION! :p

      This picture perfectly embodies the power of man’s myths versus the reality of the natural and inherent order of the universe, and the rage that spews forth is proof of man’s denial.

      I love this pic.

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    38. @ColombianMonkey: Why are you on such a downer, man? MCS is not the place for frowns, and sensible advice, and petty irritation.

      I’m going to resolder my opener, and then I’ll consider going to bed.

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    39. RULE 4:RSIxidor IS A NOOB.

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    40. @Dr.Devine:
      Fuck you elitist prick. I bet you like the bible and atheism and try to form them into one elitist prickbible. fuck you.

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    41. RULE 5:NOOBS DON”T GET TO TROLL.

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    42. Nice chiasmus, by the way. And yes, I am an elitist prick. I mean for fuck’s sake, I’m a doctor.

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    43. @Dr.Devine: Wait a second. You’re actually a really for real doctor?

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    44. @dieAntagonista: Uh… yeah. Ph.D. (Cough cough, this is the part where you jump me.)

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    45. @Dr.Devine: Wow. That’s crazy. Alright, then maybe you can help me. So my doctor isn’t very helpful really, but he is super nice so I never go to anyone else because I feel better just from talking to him. I know. Idiotic.
      So here’s my problem, I faint. A lot. Always after showering. I can feel when it’s about to happen so I have to jump out of the shower, sprint to my bedroom and lie down for a couple of minutes.One time it was so bad I had to curl up on the washing machine.
      I’ve read up on what the problem could be, and the only thing that seems to makes sense is that my blood pressure and blood sugar are too low. But that kinda seems to run in my family, my mother was exactly like that too.

      So what do I do. I don’t wanna hit my head on the sink and die one day.

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    46. @dieAntagonista: How does your underwear match the bedsheets? well for starters they are all on the bedroom floor. Luke that remote works, now close the damn things, we don’t need to see you bragging about being better hung than Dr. Manhattan.
      Now I don’t know why I’m posting this, because no one will believe me, but:
      DAMMIT DRAGON I MISS YOU! Come back out to play!

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    47. @SumoSnipe:
      I enjoyed this thoroughly.

      @Dr.Devine:
      I knew it. You fuck head quack.

      @dieAntagonista:
      Eat things that will raise your blood sugar level when you feel that you might faint? I’m no doctor, but I get all shaky when I haven’t eaten for awhile, for the same reason, or so I’ve been told. Try it out. Or don’t. Or do. Fuck it, whatever.

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    48. @RSIxidor: You do know that eating just anything won’t always raise your blood sugar? Well for one, I don’t think I can just have a snack while I’m taking a shower. Second, that is not the issue. I just said it runs in my family. I have fainted after I ate, after I didn’t eat anything, at night, in the morning, after I slept, after I didn’t sleep etc. I’ve tried it all. How stupid do you think I am.

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    49. In case it wasn’t clear, I never fainted just like that. Only after I take a shower.

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    50. @dieAntagonista: The heat (from the shower) can do that, especially if you have low blood pressure. I think the heat from shower combined w/ the, sometimes overpowering, steam can really make you woozy. I’ve had that happen while showering also. It also makes me nauseous sometimes. The combo of low blood pressure and low blood sugar is one of the most disorienting things to ever happen to me.

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    51. @dieAntagonista: I’m a Ph.D in Psychology, not an M.D, but I’ll give it a shot. I need a little more info though just to make sure I have a good idea of what it is. (Sometimes things like this aren’t necessarily physical disorders, but your mother having the same/similar symptoms are usually a good sign that they are.)
      Right, now, when you feel it about to happen, are you feeling dizzy? Nauseated? Or is more along the lines of extremely sleepy? Or (I extremely doubt its this) does your heart rate increase, and do you get jittery? If so on the jittery, are they accompanied by adrenal rush or nausea?
      Do feel intense pulsing behind your eyes, in your forehead, or in your neck before an episode? If yes on the eyes, is it accompanied by blurred vision, or even flashes of light?
      And, do you take hot showers or cold showers?
      Also, just for shits and giggles, do you have abnormal core body temperature? (I for example, run about 2 degrees hot.)
      Really, chances are you just have blood pressure problems. (high or low I’ll figure out from that little questioneer.) That your mum had this stuff happen too is a strong indicator to that.
      And, low blood sugar(unless you have SEVERELY low blood sugar ) is usually not the cause of spontaneous KO.

      @RSIxidor:…..ok then.

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    52. @nyokki: I know, and I have to admit, the water I used to shower with was way too hot. But since the fainting, I started to turn it down a little which hasn’t really helped.

      @Dr.Devine:

      Haha oops, why that’s even more interesting then.
      It’s really strange to be honest. I never ever fainted before a few months ago, since this showering madness started. I always thought you’d get really tired and whatnot. But when I’m about to faint, it really just hurts. Not sure where, I just feel this strange pain like my body is going to give up, though I still feel strong enough to rush to my bed and lie down. That’s all I feel until I lie down. Then I can hear a strange sound in only one ear and my heart starts racing. It starts racing just after I lie down though. And like I said, way too hot showers, but I’m working on that.
      Haha, I know for a fact that I’m too cold. Always been. Not once in my life have I had a fever.

      Now let’s get to that psychology. In case you didn’t notice, I wanna squeeze your brain dry.
      So why do I get a kick out of people insulting me. Is that normal. Probably isn’t. Also, when I see middle aged women in the city, who have way too much perfume on but their hair is done all nicely and they’re wearing pretty suits, why do I want to bury my face in their boobs. That can’t be normal either.
      There’s a lot more where this came from, so get to analysing.

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    53. @dieAntagonista: Unsolicited safety advice:
      1-stop showering alone. Buddy system is your lifesaving way. Deep diving, burning buildings, bar crawls, blind dates, and yes, showers. Know it. Learn it. Live it.
      2-Maybe you are having a little too much fun with that shower head?
      @Dr.Devine: Careful. I knew she was some kind of zombie. Never heard of a brain SQUEEZING one before. Must ask the wookie. He will know how to combat this new menace. For now we should try warding it off with a corrupted holy book…now where can I find those….

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    54. @dieAntagonista:
      getting a kick out of people insulting you?
      hell, that’s a major tenet of my religion: Narcissism! Any press is good press, we like to say. . .

      sigh. . . I need an Ego apprentice, but I don’t know of any candidates who qualify. . .

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    55. And Jesus says “Hey hey don’t put me to death! I’m a Fun Guy!” My father has prepared Smurf-like mushroom mansions for you in Heaven and with the low number of folks actually getting into Heaven they are going cheap. And the spore shall inherit the earth!

      Oh it really says “I am going ahead to prepare Shrooms for you in Heaven!”

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    56. @elzarcothepale:
      Haha nah it’s not like that. If only I know about the insults, it gets me all excited too. But I guess there’s some truth to what you said also.

      An Ego apprentice?! Dude, come on man. You got yourself a potential student right here. What are you waiting for.

      In case you’re not convinced – sometimes when I’m talking to people, I take out a notebook mid conversation and write down something I said because it was so articulate and witty.

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    57. ok tiki mcs is acting like it ate that bible..take 2:
      @dieAntagonista:must be a quick read.

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    58. @SumoSnipe: Say what? Are you questioning my powers.

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    59. but the resurrection of the Moldy Bible is doing some weird things to mcs. keep getting 500 errors, 404 errors, server timed out, being told I’m posting duplicate comments, and oh yeah: 53 seconds to load this page….

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    60. @dieAntagonista: Nope. now about that shower buudy you be needing. line starts where for applicants?

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    61. I think, in our own, specials ways, we’re all questioning your powers.

      Come on, everyone, let’s hug it out.

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    62. Also, we seriously need a lulcow. We have another 151 comments.

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    63. @SumoSnipe: the 500 error started to happen when tiki migrated the server. nothing to do with the bible. but I would agree that the bible has affected people.

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    64. Wait wait wait. But even if I had a… shower buddy, god that sounds ridiculous, I would faint either way. So then what.

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    65. @ColombianMonkey: the 500 problems started (for me)at about 2200 mar 31. I thought at first it was tikis april fools…
      But the Fungunomicon is BACK! You know, we are missing somebody. Has anyone heard from Sylvanish lately? She was supposed to report back on her experiment with other fungus/book combos.

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    66. @dieAntagonista: Then you would not be in danger of falling and hitting your head. See? Safety.

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    67. @ColombianMonkey: Luke and I get our glasses from the same place. with them we can see into the future. Now if only they would print the lottery numbers a little big larger…

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    68. GAh. What is with my inability to spell…Oh. must have put glasses on backwards.um. these are not my glasses….or my pants…..How the hell did I end up in Vegas? Oh, good morning riverdale!

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    69. @SumoSnipe: glasses, glasses hmm. well my eyes are perfect. and i could say i have been behind monitor/tv behind most of anyone in MCS. if i ever wrote glasses…

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    70. @SumoSnipe: srry dood riverdale like bi-sexual underage girls.

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    71. i see we are well on our way here.

      carry on good chaps!

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    72. @natedog: Who you callin’ “good”?

      *spit noise*

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