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Awesome 80′s Tattoos
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Michael Keaton as Beetlejuice
Jack Nicholson as The Joker
Butt-Head as Predator
My Spoon is Too Big (from the cartoon “Rejected” by Don Hertzfeldt, and I know it’s not 80′s)
S&M
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) (Log in to vote!) Loading ...Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date. The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc and finally gets around to their sex lives. Sue says “It’s OK. We get it on every week or so but it’s no big adventure, how’s yours?†Sally replies “It’s just great, ever since we got into S&M.†Sue is aghast. “Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go for that.†“Oh, sure,†says Sally, “He snores while I masturbate.â€
– Mon March 30 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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Rectal Probe Biometrics
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Fort Worth, TX – Biometric security systems like fingerprint and retinal scanning have been on the forefront of security, but a new biometric procedure promises to go even deeper.
Proberect Corporation\’s new rectal scanner promises to be the end all in security.
“As has been shown in countless movies, fingerprint and retinal scans can be easily duplicated by using wax molds or by cutting off the head of an employee, but rectal scanning is almost impossible to fake,” said Alan Cummings, CEO of Proberect.
Westboro Baptist Church
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Gay couples kiss in front of a Westboro Baptist Church protest. According to Westboro Baptist Church, the flooding in North Dakota(the best state in the Union) is god\’s way of punishing the evil citizens. Last time I checked, everyone gets flooded when the dikes break. No magical barriers form around the Baptists. www.godhatesfags.com/written/fliers/20090325_north-dakota-flooding.pdf
Royal Air Dual Balloon Inflator Model # RPB-7-1X
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Quote:
“ROYAL AIR DUAL BALLOON INFLATOR
MODEL # RPB-7-1X
This product is designed for high speed balloon inflation. It can be used to inflate one balloon or two balloons at one time. It includes extension tips for twister, small, and medium size balloons.”
V838 Monocerotis
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AKA The Firefox Star. It\’s in the constellation Monoceros about 20,000 light years from our Sun.
According to Wikipedia: The star experienced a major outburst that was observed in early 2002. Originally believed to be a typical nova eruption, it was then realized to be something completely different. The reason for the outburst is still uncertain, but several theories have been put forward, including an eruption related to stellar death processes and a merger of a binary star or planets.
