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Getting Fucked
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Loading ...One day a woman who was born with no arms and no legs is wheeled out to the beach. While she’s lying on her beach towel she notices an oil lamp that has been half buried in the sand beside her. She wriggles over to it and manages to rub her cheek on the lamp. A genie appears and he says “I am the genie of the lamp, you have released me and I grant you one wish.â€The woman thinks about what she is going to wish for and she replies “I have no arms and no legs. I’ve never been fucked before, and I wish to get fucked!†So the genie picks up the woman and throws her into the ocean and says “Now you’re fucked!â€
– Thur March 19 « Lefturn’s Funny Shit
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It blow’d up good–It blow’d up real good
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I got this as a forward in an email. I have no idea if it\’s true.
You may or may not know about the law requiring you call for utility locating before you do any excavation.
The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger without calling for “UTILITY LINE LOCATING” and he hit an underground, high-pressure cross country gas pipe.They never did find the guy…. Took out 2 homes.
you can’t be ugly AND stupid, so pick one
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