To clear up everything, the assumed movie voice-over will be Don LaFontaine unless otherwise noticed…hey, that sounds like an action movie:

Unless Otherwise Noticed!

tagline: “If You Think Outside The Box, The Box Will Never Allow You Back In!”

(dramatic music)
Oz, a land pushed to the edge, the Witch of the West runs rapid with her munchkins and no one’s got the guts to stop ‘em.

But there is one girl, along with her dog and misfit friends, who think otherwise…

Dorothy: “Where can I find the wizard?”
Wicked Witch of the East: “I’ll neever tell!”
(Dorothy shoots the witch with a Wildley Magnum and throws her under a house)

From Cannon Films comes a movie where the lost girl isn’t so innocent starring Judy Garland, Frank Morgan, Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, and Jack Haley.

And introducing RSIxidor: “So I’m told that I have a sex scene with Dorothy, right?”

This time, the yellow brick road will be covered in blood! The Wizard of Oz: Reloaded in theaters this summer.