Rectal Probe Biometrics

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Fort Worth, TX – Biometric security systems like fingerprint and retinal scanning have been on the forefront of security, but a new biometric procedure promises to go even deeper.

Proberect Corporation\’s new rectal scanner promises to be the end all in security.

“As has been shown in countless movies, fingerprint and retinal scans can be easily duplicated by using wax molds or by cutting off the head of an employee, but rectal scanning is almost impossible to fake,” said Alan Cummings, CEO of Proberect.

www.bbspot.com/News/2006/11/biometric-security.html



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    phaed

    Lol. Wasn’t this on the Onion?

    Sticky

    There is no way in hell this can be real. XD

    Macol

    greatest quote from the article: “A few [Lockheed Martin] employees complained, but most are used to taking it up the ass from management around here, so it wasn’t a big adjustment.”

    PmWi

    So what’s up with these theme day sneak peeks?

    ColombianMonkey

    ack: there not sneak peaks there the ones tiki decided that it’s nowhere close to the actual RPB ones? that’s my assumption.

    ColombianMonkey

    ack: lol analism

    dekay46

    “Uh… This goes in your mouth. This one goes in your ear. And this one goes in your butt. Shit. Hang on a second. This one… Uh… This one… this one goes in your mouth.”

    mikoyangurevich15

    Hmph.That`s nothing at all compared to the average low tech,old school,digital prostate exam.(Laugh now,young ones.For your fate awaits you.)

    nyoki

    mikoyangurevich15: Ain’t it the truth? The 24 hours prior is actually the worst. I will never do that voluntarily again.

    deleted_user

    Low quality/low resolution pictures/posts are really pissing me off and degrading MCS.

    nyoki

    ack: Lol, worse. A colonoscopy

    nyoki

    ack: lol
    Excellent plan.

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