The Great Toilet Paper Debate – Final Argument

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    25 Responses to The Great Toilet Paper Debate – Final Argument

    1. “print page” – argument won forever!

      wish I had this so many time during so many tedious discussions and reprimands on how this should be done…

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    2. oh yeah, this just made my day. i’m gonna sleep well tonight.

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    3. i still prefer the “wrong” way

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    4. “M[C]S: taking a hard look at today’s tough issues”

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    5. this is beyond bias! what sort of person pulls out 3 pieces of paper then grabs the next one before tearing? A strong quick twist and it tears axactly the same as the over technique. Just because you’re doing it wrong dosnt make your way right.

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    6. The “right” way also provides better access for kids and cats to unspool the entire damn roll. I prefer the “wrong” way as well.

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    7. @the3g_ipwn: Exactly why the wrong way is really the right way. :p

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    8. The greater problem are the secret wadders.

      2-3 squares is enough for a wipe, without getting hands dirty, if folded. The other method uses about a roll every few days.

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    9. It’s my way = the right way.

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    10. @nyokki:
      DINGDINGDING Call the pit boss, we’ve got a big winner!

      Seriously, do it your favorite way. Ta-da.

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    11. “2-3 squares is enough for a wipe”

      Hi Paul. We need to talk. Your friends don’t want to say anything to you, but you really need to know this. Your ass stinks. Bad. When you get up from a chair, there’s a little whiff of shit in the air. When you’re getting off a plane or train or bus, and your ass is near people’s heads, they’re throwing up a little in their mouths. And you underwear has more skidmarks in it than the racetrack at the Indy500.

      2-3 squares is definitely NOT enough for a wipe. And one wipe is seldom enough. The correct algorithm is:

      do {
      grab(wad_of_paper);
      crack.swipeThrough;
      color=inspect(wad_of_paper);
      } while color == BROWN;

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    12. MCS + logic. Who’da thunk it?

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    13. I don’t give a shit either way. I just want to wipe my ass okay!

      @rattybad: LIES!

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    14. @Howie Feltersnatch:

      @Paul_Is_Drunk:

      Probably the two funniest damn comments I’ve ever seen.

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    15. I got spanked if I put the roll on the “wrong” way. It pissed my mom off that much.

      I find that it’s not that difficult to flip around if someone puts it on backwards (doesn’t happen often) so I don’t really see the point in discussion except for public stalls where it being on wrong makes it impossible to get the fucking toilet paper out and it takes 5 minutes of fighting with it to get just a few squares and a wet hand.

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    16. @outofocus: Really frigging annoying when that happens. I hate public restrooms.

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    17. @nyokki: Seriously. You’d think there would be a better system for toilet paper delivery after all this time.

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    18. I thought “The Great Toilet Paper Debate” was to crumple or fold it?

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    19. This has been my argument for years.

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