DNA Paternity Test

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    Nimbo

    Trust but verify.

    dusturd

    Maury Povich will do it for free

    nyoki

    I hope it’s not very accurate, so hilarity will ensue.

    Gouki4u

    “For alleged father.” For some reason that made me lol.

    joodles

    Gouki4u:
    It makes the kid sound like a crime.

    LeeHarveyOswald

    this would be great, my aunt married to my uncle for 25 years one day decided to leave (when she found out about her pregnancy) 5 years later my uncle notices her new son looks an awful lot like His older brother . 4 months later , 1 judge and 300$ he finds he has a 4 year old son. the boys name is David JR. my uncle’s name is Leo.

    storminator

    This should be marketed as:

    “JERRY SPRINGER’S – Who’s Yo Baby’s Daddy?”

    LMAO

    Gouki4u

    joodles: That made me lol harder.

    TrayShadix

    “Additional $119 laboratory fee reqired.”

    So this is just a box of shit you can use to store some DNA? Jeez, what ever happened to just running to Maury Povich with a hair sample and a used condom?

    the3g_ipwn

    joodles: Depends on whether you are the male or female.

    If you’re a guy and don’t want the baby, you’re a dead beat, no good, bastardizing, son of a bitch.

    If you’re a woman and don’t want the baby, you’re an enlightened, pro-choice, progressive.

    deleted_user

    LeeHarveyOswald: That was sort of unclear with all the “he and she’s”

    Who’s kid is it?

    You need names like uncle 1 and uncle 2…

    LeeHarveyOswald

    Nannerpuss: [Aunt] had an affair named the [kid] after another [dude] , turns out it was my [uncle]’s kid the whole time. a paternity test cleared up everything.

    RP


    So your aunt’s a whore then.

    General X

    What I am wondering is how someone can be an “alleged child?”

    deleted_user

    LeeHarveyOswald: Apostrophes might help too 😉

    General X: Alleged means suspected/possible.

    arminoacid

    this is not a paternity test. you still need a pcr- thermo cycler to perform the test a those are a: very expesive and b: to big to fit into this box.
    i’m working with such a thing. it’s probably a kit to scratch off some DNA-material and store it for som time.

    deleted_user

    arminoacid: Did you see the box? It says “additional $119.00 laboratory fee required”

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