DNA Paternity Test
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March 26, 2009 at 11:20 am
Trust but verify.
March 26, 2009 at 11:22 am
Maury Povich will do it for free
March 26, 2009 at 11:59 am
I hope it’s not very accurate, so hilarity will ensue.
March 26, 2009 at 12:28 pm
“For alleged father.” For some reason that made me lol.
March 26, 2009 at 12:39 pm
@Gouki4u:
It makes the kid sound like a crime.
March 26, 2009 at 1:30 pm
this would be great, my aunt married to my uncle for 25 years one day decided to leave (when she found out about her pregnancy) 5 years later my uncle notices her new son looks an awful lot like His older brother . 4 months later , 1 judge and 300$ he finds he has a 4 year old son. the boys name is David JR. my uncle’s name is Leo.
March 26, 2009 at 1:32 pm
This should be marketed as:
“JERRY SPRINGER’S – Who’s Yo Baby’s Daddy?”
LMAO
March 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm
@joodles: That made me lol harder.
March 26, 2009 at 3:08 pm
“Additional $119 laboratory fee reqired.”
So this is just a box of shit you can use to store some DNA? Jeez, what ever happened to just running to Maury Povich with a hair sample and a used condom?
March 26, 2009 at 7:00 pm
@joodles: Depends on whether you are the male or female.
If you’re a guy and don’t want the baby, you’re a dead beat, no good, bastardizing, son of a bitch.
If you’re a woman and don’t want the baby, you’re an enlightened, pro-choice, progressive.
March 26, 2009 at 7:02 pm
@LeeHarveyOswald: That was sort of unclear with all the “he and she’s”
Who’s kid is it?
You need names like uncle 1 and uncle 2…
March 26, 2009 at 7:42 pm
@Nannerpuss: [Aunt] had an affair named the [kid] after another [dude] , turns out it was my [uncle]‘s kid the whole time. a paternity test cleared up everything.
March 26, 2009 at 8:13 pm
@LeeHarveyOswald
So your aunt’s a whore then.
March 27, 2009 at 3:11 am
What I am wondering is how someone can be an “alleged child?”
March 27, 2009 at 3:14 am
@LeeHarveyOswald: Apostrophes might help too
@General X: Alleged means suspected/possible.
March 27, 2009 at 9:30 am
this is not a paternity test. you still need a pcr- thermo cycler to perform the test a those are a: very expesive and b: to big to fit into this box.
i’m working with such a thing. it’s probably a kit to scratch off some DNA-material and store it for som time.
March 27, 2009 at 2:02 pm
@arminoacid: Did you see the box? It says “additional $119.00 laboratory fee required”