DNA Paternity Test

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    17 Responses to DNA Paternity Test

    1. Maury Povich will do it for free

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    2. I hope it’s not very accurate, so hilarity will ensue.

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    3. “For alleged father.” For some reason that made me lol.

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    4. @Gouki4u:
      It makes the kid sound like a crime.

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    5. this would be great, my aunt married to my uncle for 25 years one day decided to leave (when she found out about her pregnancy) 5 years later my uncle notices her new son looks an awful lot like His older brother . 4 months later , 1 judge and 300$ he finds he has a 4 year old son. the boys name is David JR. my uncle’s name is Leo.

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    6. This should be marketed as:

      “JERRY SPRINGER’S – Who’s Yo Baby’s Daddy?”

      LMAO

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    7. “Additional $119 laboratory fee reqired.”

      So this is just a box of shit you can use to store some DNA? Jeez, what ever happened to just running to Maury Povich with a hair sample and a used condom?

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    8. @joodles: Depends on whether you are the male or female.

      If you’re a guy and don’t want the baby, you’re a dead beat, no good, bastardizing, son of a bitch.

      If you’re a woman and don’t want the baby, you’re an enlightened, pro-choice, progressive.

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    9. @LeeHarveyOswald: That was sort of unclear with all the “he and she’s”

      Who’s kid is it?

      You need names like uncle 1 and uncle 2…

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    10. @Nannerpuss: [Aunt] had an affair named the [kid] after another [dude] , turns out it was my [uncle]’s kid the whole time. a paternity test cleared up everything.

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    11. @LeeHarveyOswald
      So your aunt’s a whore then.

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    12. What I am wondering is how someone can be an “alleged child?”

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    13. @LeeHarveyOswald: Apostrophes might help too 😉

      @General X: Alleged means suspected/possible.

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    14. this is not a paternity test. you still need a pcr- thermo cycler to perform the test a those are a: very expesive and b: to big to fit into this box.
      i’m working with such a thing. it’s probably a kit to scratch off some DNA-material and store it for som time.

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    15. @arminoacid: Did you see the box? It says “additional $119.00 laboratory fee required”

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