God Jesus

Added on March 25th, 2009 by nathan | Report Post
Tags:Religion, Technology

It is Easter every time you buy another pack of AAs!

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#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

15 years ago

What, no mahamad allah?

the3g_ipwn (#4568)

15 years ago

“It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure.”

“If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?”

“There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.”

“What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world.”

I think Albert and I would have gotten along.

dieAntagonista (#)

15 years ago

Whoa. This looks like it could be the child of Wall-E and Eva.
And that’s probably the dorkiest thing I have said on here.

@...the3g_ipwn: I second that. Albert was one dope spiritual.

Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

If you buy this robot you go straight to heaven. Says so on the box.

Sticky (#463)

15 years ago

@...dieAntagonista:
Nonsense. Wally was the cutest damn movie ever.

#makecasemdsgreatagain (#5034)

15 years ago

@...Sticky:
it fucking sucked ass.

Twee (#5301)

15 years ago

@...the3g_ipwn: Those were some great quotes. Thanks.
@...dieAntagonista: I love it when you talk dorky. Sadly, I’ve yet to see that movie.

dieAntagonista (#)

15 years ago

@...Twee: Haha, really? Why thank you. Yes you have to see it. I watched it just the other day with my little cousin, it’s a bloody masterpiece. Very unexpected.

natedog (#1905)

15 years ago

can’t be jesus unless it dies for your sin

Pants (#2794)

15 years ago

theres two guys on the top in a big heart so it must be jesus

Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

@...dieAntagonista: I want to fly you through space using a fire extinguisher. I love Wall E too. Twas amazing on the big screen.

dieAntagonista (#)

15 years ago

@...Puulaahi:

I want to fly you through space using a fire extinguisher.

Best line I’ve heard in a while. I mean seeing it is good, but that line is perfect.

Silverwolf (#6586)

15 years ago

@...natedog: Well, since this is a robot, it can save humanity by sacrificing itself via having someone lower it into a vat of molten steel, thus preventing Skynet from ever being created… or can it?