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Would you hit it?

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40 Responses to Would you hit it?

  1. Bestiality

    just watch out for when the monkey throws poo at you

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  2. So hard that if you pulled it out, you’d be the next king of England.

    And eff you Kommissar.

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  3. Her face looks like a bird or something…

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  4. @KommissarKvC:

    OMG, you are so shocking!

    We should hang out together listening to ICP at 7-11 sometime.

    /sarcasm

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  5. @Paul_Is_Drunk:
    You win. Seriously, what you just did to him is the intellectual equivalent of slaughtering a thousand lambs in the name of sport.

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  6. like the Thor’s mighty hammer!

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  7. @Paul_Is_Drunk:

    Damn kommissar, Paul is right. You really are willing to say what is afraid to be spoken. Tell me, would you like to come over to my house and spray paint swastikas on school buses? We can go to 7-11 and have politically scathing conversation about minorities. I have a brand new system of a down cd so we can show people the truth.

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  8. I’d hit it till the bruises and bite marks on her face ruin my music career.

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  9. Everyone makes fun of black people here, but when the herd finds that ass and titties counter the blackness in the person, they are rapidly to turn on whoever’s not turned on.

    Rihanna’s nice, sure she’s hot, but not that great, plus with that douche bag of a boyfriend beating her up then breaking up, thne going back together, you can tell she’s also lacking in the brain department.

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  10. I’d hit it all night long too and in the morning for get waffles!

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  11. @Dreth: I disagree that everyone makes fun of black people… no one singles any one person out. There’s memes mocking every single thing in existence wether its colour, creed, religion, bodymass and Star Trek, no bias here.

    Kommisar however, is a racist nob, because she knows no better and thinks its funny. And hopefully that will all change once she gets laid and grows up.

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  12. I didn’t mean as in black people are our only source of amusement, but they’re certainly included. When it’s watermelons or fried chicken, still racist, but fun.

    I didn’t even know Kommisar’s a girl, which makes it all the more sweet. Needs to grow up? In a sea of “LOLWOT” and obscure internet references and 4Chan reposts? HAH!

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  13. I regret to inform you people, Kommissar is a man. Oh yeah, most definitely.

    The only Nazi woman I have ever met was obese, had a mohawk, and beat me until I couldn’t walk. I can outrun the obese ones, normally, but she stood around the corner and caught me by surprise.

    Nazi women ain’t no fun, let me tell you.

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  14. KKvC: One-trick pony is one-trick, and responses should reflect his lack of effort. Just tell him to gobble a cock and move on.

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  15. I’d never hit it. Not appealing to me.

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  16. I’d hit it like a drunk driver.

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  17. Nothing wrong with the way she looks, but the intertubes lost the point of motivational posters before the first scanner was invented.

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  18. Please ignore the little ranting racist in the corner.

    On the other hand, I’d hit it… with a whole can of whip cream, then I’d hit it… with my tongue.

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  19. Hands up how many people actually understood the joke in this poster.

    *holds hand up*

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  20. @Ben1605:

    *Hold up hand* Yeah, I groaned a little… wanted to see what everyone else said, but it turned into a stupid “No U!” thread again. Go figure.

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  21. @Ben1605: I said I see wot u did there! It garnered a chuckle from me.

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  22. @Ben1605:
    *hands up*
    I heard the news while I was driving to the store to get some food a couple weeks ago.

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  23. @Skulltimo:
    I get laid, and not with diseased little baboon whores like the one in the pic

    @dieAntagonista:
    yep, like most other things, even when it comes to being a nazi, americans fail so hard it makes other people’s brains hurt just by hearing about it

    and for the rest of you, if you want this thing in the pic, invest in penicillin

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  24. @KommissarKvC: Corner the market on cyanide & Kool-Aid and it’s a deal.

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  25. Chris Brown allready did, in a non sexual way

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  26. @KommissarKvC: Die Antagonista is Austrian. (No, not Australia). You continue to fail.

    It appears the correlation between stupidity and racism is high.

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  27. @Paul_Is_Drunk: I think he meant the people who thought he was a woman.

    Kommissar and I are cool. He wants to turn me into soap, but it’s ok, I forgive him.

    After all, I do smell quite nice.

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  28. *hand held high* I think she is gorgeous. What a shame…

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  29. @KommissarKvC: Right, because it’s widely know that skin color causes venereal disease. You so smart!

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  30. @rattybad:
    no, its not the skin colour, its the culture of those with that colour and those of other colours that take on their culture

    Blacks and Wiggers are the worlds biggest whores and assist in spreading VD

    @Paul_Is_Drunk:
    He’s Austrian
    explains why he took the easy and lazy path in life

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  31. @KommissarKvC:

    He? Do you even speak German? Because if you did, you would know what “die” means. And what’s that supposed to mean. Easy and lazy path? Why. What did I do.

    I will hunt you down if you don’t answer.

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  32. STOP ALL THE FIGHTIN’

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  33. I’d hit it… With the back of my hand

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