Comments on: Me and a Sub

By: joodles

joodles — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 22:48:58 +0000

@SumoSnipe: No, it's just a coincidence that they both taste like piss. We have Budweiser here too. It's what you drink if there's a special offer on a 24-can crate.

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:48:59 +0000

A Om Nom on both yer houses…. So Beamish is Irish for Budwieser?

By: HoChunk

HoChunk — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:05:33 +0000

To some folks, having a well-balanced personality means having a chip on BOTH shoulders.

By: ColombianMonkey

ColombianMonkey — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:12:19 +0000

@joodles: she must be proud to be from Limerick lol. i get that sometimes. in school back home when people know im colombian some just know when to relax and walk off instead of starting something. promote no war, promote no violence, promote beer, promote sex, promote candy

By: joodles

joodles — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 21:08:30 +0000

The violence thing means people don’t mess with you. It’s generally a good thing. A friend returned to her car to find someone trying to break in. The guy held a crowbar to her face and asked “where are you from?”. When she said she was from Limerick, he scampered off.

By: HoChunk

HoChunk — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 20:45:53 +0000

From the full link:

“The origin of the actual name limerick for this type of poem is obscure. Its usage was first documented in England in 1898 (New English Dictionary) and in America in 1902. It is generally taken to be a reference to the County of Limerick in Ireland (particularly the Maigue Poets), and may derive from an earlier form of nonsense verse parlour game that traditionally included a refrain that ended ‘Come all the way up to Limerick?’”

So they have SOMETHING to do with it.

Violence? Hey, I’d be pissed off, too.

By: joodles

joodles — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:38:38 +0000

That didn’t work, for three reasons.
Anyhoo… People from Limerick aren’t known for Limericks, not in Ireland anyway. We’re better known for our violence.

By: joodles

joodles — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:36:07 +0000

@[HoChunk] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)#Origin_of_the_name

By: HoChunk

HoChunk — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 19:29:07 +0000

@joodles: Except for that eerie way they're spelled exactly the same.

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:25:07 +0000

@joodles: But McArdles isn't. Also, I didn't know Beamish was a stout. My bad.

By: ColombianMonkey

ColombianMonkey — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:32:48 +0000

@LukeV1-5: NO!, we could use him for something else. give him to me, me and FlyingMantis will know what to do because i have some friendship validation to start doing.

By: joodles

joodles — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:30:40 +0000

Beamish IS a stout. It’s what you drink when you can’t afford Guinness or Murphy’s.

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:22:27 +0000

*Ale.

God, why am I such a failure.

I think it’s RSIxidor’s fault, let’s lynch him.

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:20:31 +0000

@jayarmstrong: Beamish is the filth overflow slop of McArdles. Go to jail. Do not pass go. Do not drink good stout.

By: goforbroke

goforbroke — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 17:20:13 +0000

@RSIxidor: I lost? and fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fapfapfapfap

By: mkee

mkee — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:44:48 +0000

The huge quart is huge

By: RSIxidor

RSIxidor — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:56:00 +0000

I’m confused as why this thread gets 51 comments?

Most of them don’t seem to be about the girl so I guess that’s why I’m lost.

By: AbaddonTheDespoiler

AbaddonTheDespoiler — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 11:18:11 +0000

id smash a few orgasms from her pert form

By: vandal

vandal — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 07:10:11 +0000

Id Hit it

By: joodles

joodles — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:43:56 +0000

Beamish is disgusting.
Limericks have nothing to do with Limerick.

By: jayarmstrong

jayarmstrong — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:24:35 +0000

@joodles,
If you get a chance, try a local beer made there in Cork called Beamish.
And here’s a limerick for you.
There was a young man from Grants pass
who’s bollocks were constructed of brass.
In stormy weather, they’d clang together and
lightning would shoot out of his ass.

By: joodles

joodles — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:01:12 +0000

whose lolrus said, “where’s my bucket?”

By: HoChunk

HoChunk — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:58:00 +0000

I once was a man from Nantucket.

By: Puulaahi

Puulaahi — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:54:09 +0000

Needs more beer, whiskey and Catholicism.

By: LukeV1-5

LukeV1-5 — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 23:31:49 +0000

¶ is the sarcasm symbol

Because I’m not good at sarcasm.