Question mark because I honestly dont know,
and Ive never seen anything like it.
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Tanning damage?
wtf
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Tan Hulk smash!
lol
Can’t figure out which one looks more grotesque.
it looks like someone nail gunned him straight on in both cheeks simultaneously and then punched his eyes closer together
… gretch?
@Tyger42: the dude most definitely does.
but due to my vast knowledge of true life on mtv 6 years ago i think bodybuilders mostly use the spray on shit so i doubt theres any damage. other than mentally.
Paul Tribett hits rock bottom.
The Thing!
He looks like he’s about to tear someone’s throat out with his teeth and then fuck the hole in their neck.
Goomba.
I think this is an Italian couple. Or maybe Greek. But its pretty mean to rip on them for their skin color.
BRAIN DAMAGE.
Why…so…serious?
I’m willing to ignore that people actually like looking like crispy nuggets, but I can’t over that guy’s face.
Thank you, mysterygirl! I just couldn’t quite place that guy’s face until you hit the nail on the head!
@FutureEmigre: If their skin color was natural, I’d agree with you. But it’s not.
@Svartmetall:
Beat me to it.
Did they shave one of the Planet of the Apes costumes?
Too much sun and
Too much juice!
Where can you even begin to start with this image?
I’d totally tap her.
holy shit this is beyond words
that guy’s mouth is nuts
@Dr.Devine: She had to show up sooner or later.
@MikeB86: I thought so too. At least I hope so.
reminds me of the guy that gets his head shrunk in that super crappy mario brothers movie. I had a good giggle
It will wash off, bad paint(tan) job. But srsly the face, goomba all the way.
@Henghast:
Yeah, that was the movie version of the Goomba, as previously noted in this thread.
Maybe shows off muscle better in a competition? More contrast?
@FutureEmigre: That’s not their skin color. And I really doubt they’re Italian or Greek. And neither Italians or Greeks would look like that.
@Dr.Devine:
LOL I thought you said she broke him? Looks like she just toasted him a bit…
@mysterygirl:
By george, you might be right… Definitely a goomba…
well its a combination of tragic events:
-The tan, way over the top
-Shiny muscle oil, meant to highlight your muscle definition (dont use it on your face, stoopid). Plus it looks wierd cuz of the flash in the camera.
-Plastic surgery, again, too much.
kill it
lol Barney Rubble
@Andre666: Are you suggesting we Euthanize the goomba with an incendiary device?
why so serious
@Phyreblade: ¶Not on purpose.¶
just seeing this makes my skin feel hotter…
… and peel.
@nyokki: Ahh… I c wat u did thar… And I approve.