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Tanning damage?

tan 322x500 Tanning damage?

Question mark because I honestly dont know,
and Ive never seen anything like it.

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37 Responses to Tanning damage?

  1. Can’t figure out which one looks more grotesque.

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  2. it looks like someone nail gunned him straight on in both cheeks simultaneously and then punched his eyes closer together

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  3. @Tyger42: the dude most definitely does.

    but due to my vast knowledge of true life on mtv 6 years ago i think bodybuilders mostly use the spray on shit so i doubt theres any damage. other than mentally.

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  4. Paul Tribett hits rock bottom.

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  5. He looks like he’s about to tear someone’s throat out with his teeth and then fuck the hole in their neck.

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  6. I think this is an Italian couple. Or maybe Greek. But its pretty mean to rip on them for their skin color.

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  7. I’m willing to ignore that people actually like looking like crispy nuggets, but I can’t over that guy’s face.

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  8. Thank you, mysterygirl! I just couldn’t quite place that guy’s face until you hit the nail on the head!

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  9. @FutureEmigre: If their skin color was natural, I’d agree with you. But it’s not.

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  10. Did they shave one of the Planet of the Apes costumes?

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  11. Too much sun and
    Too much juice!

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  12. Where can you even begin to start with this image?

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  13. I’d totally tap her.

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  14. holy shit this is beyond words

    that guy’s mouth is nuts

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  15. @Dr.Devine: She had to show up sooner or later.

    @MikeB86: I thought so too. At least I hope so.

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  16. reminds me of the guy that gets his head shrunk in that super crappy mario brothers movie. I had a good giggle

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  17. It will wash off, bad paint(tan) job. But srsly the face, goomba all the way.

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  18. @Henghast:
    Yeah, that was the movie version of the Goomba, as previously noted in this thread.

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  19. Maybe shows off muscle better in a competition? More contrast?

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  20. @FutureEmigre: That’s not their skin color. And I really doubt they’re Italian or Greek. And neither Italians or Greeks would look like that.

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  21. @Dr.Devine:
    LOL I thought you said she broke him? Looks like she just toasted him a bit…

    @mysterygirl:
    By george, you might be right… Definitely a goomba…

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  22. well its a combination of tragic events:

    -The tan, way over the top

    -Shiny muscle oil, meant to highlight your muscle definition (dont use it on your face, stoopid). Plus it looks wierd cuz of the flash in the camera.

    -Plastic surgery, again, too much.

    kill it

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  23. @Andre666: Are you suggesting we Euthanize the goomba with an incendiary device?

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  24. @Phyreblade: ¶Not on purpose.¶

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  25. just seeing this makes my skin feel hotter…

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  26. @nyokki: Ahh… I c wat u did thar… And I approve.

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