Getting Fucked

One day a woman who was born with no arms and no legs is wheeled out to the beach. While she’s lying on her beach towel she notices an oil lamp that has been half buried in the sand beside her. She wriggles over to it and manages to rub her cheek on the lamp. A genie appears and he says ‘I am the genie of the lamp, you have released me and I grant you one wish.”The woman thinks about what she is going to wish for and she replies ‘I have no arms and no legs. I’ve never been fucked before, and I wish to get fucked! So the genie picks up the woman and throws her into the ocean and says ‘Now you’re fucked!”
Thur March 19 – Lefturn’s Funny Shit

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