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I was scanning some old family photos and I came across this one of my mom (far right) and some of her friends in their Halloween costumes from a few years back. They\’re supposed to be from an old SNL skit where it\’s the future and through the process of evolution, women\’s eyes have moved down to their bewbs since that\’s where men always look when they\’re talking to women anyway.
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March 18, 2009 at 2:12 am
Your mom has awesome tits.
March 18, 2009 at 2:18 am
Dang. I actually remember that one. It was when Kirstie Ally hosted. I am so f-ing old.
March 18, 2009 at 2:59 am
That was a funny sketch.
March 18, 2009 at 4:35 am
@thelotuseater725: ditto
March 18, 2009 at 4:59 am
@JonTheDoc: Damn dude, What is it like having an acoutic based dial up modem? also did you see the new mac OS? IT has these like windows, and it require TWO FUCKING MEGABYTES OF RAM. Crazy shit man, soon computer will have 100 megabytes of hard disk and ram…
March 18, 2009 at 6:00 am
@thelotuseater725: agreed. plus, any mom cool enough to dress in a tit costume probably fucks like a beast.
March 18, 2009 at 6:09 am
This is the funniest thing you’ve said yet, and
This reminds me that I remember the Mr. Bill Show from SNL, 8-track tapes, Pong, and the Apple II w/ the 5-inch floppy. Oh, and dot-matrix printers.
So shaddap, ya lil’ whippersnappers. Don’t make me chokeslam y’all with my four-pronged cane.
March 18, 2009 at 6:18 am
penguin_lady, your mom rules.
Do you have pictures of her in her 20′s?
March 18, 2009 at 6:42 am
No one has yet mentioned the ColecoVision Telstar. It came with 3 games hockey, handball and tennis. I hope I’m not the only one that remembers that old beast. Now you kids get the hell off my lawn!!
March 18, 2009 at 7:08 am
second the request for more pics of penguin_lady’s mom.
March 18, 2009 at 7:11 am
I hope you were breast feed
March 18, 2009 at 7:35 am
I picture mom and the blonde next to her doing an entertaining “skit” for the crowd later that night after a few rounds of beer bongs (with a Cinderella, Poison, Bon Jovi medley playing in the background)
March 18, 2009 at 8:43 am
Next week, we’ll meet Women With Matresses On Their Backs
March 18, 2009 at 9:06 am
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked them.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a halloween party (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After talking about old crappy SNL skits a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, penguin_Ladys mom?â€. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from St. Louis†and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
yesssssssssssss X)
March 18, 2009 at 9:13 am
Wow. What big eyes you have there…
Bally 2000 home arcade, And I still have my Commodore 64/128. Got Frogger and River Assault on cassette tapes….
March 18, 2009 at 9:35 am
Sorry guys, but they’re those plastic boobs you can get at party stores…I think these had elastic strings so you could tie them on. BUT since we’re on the subject…yes I do have lots of pics of her in her 20s and from what I understand she was quite the wild little hussy.
March 18, 2009 at 4:13 pm
DO POST
March 18, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Wow. When I first read all y’all’s comments, it was first thing in the morning for me. Apparently I do not understand sarcasm first thing in the morning.
Anyhoo…
Dreth, you asked and you shall receive…but only one! I don’t want you ogling my mom.
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March 18, 2009 at 7:37 pm
1. Remembering this pretty well I looked it up figuring it was from 97-98. Turns out it’s from 1991. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU…. I’m old.
2. Still, it was only 1991. Why does this picture look like it was taken in 1971?
March 18, 2009 at 7:55 pm
It’s either because of my scanner or their bad hairstyles.
March 18, 2009 at 9:03 pm
penguin_lady, I would’ve been your father, given the time paradox.