Red Sonja

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It can\’t be worse than the first one.

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    1. Hey this looks good. I read a book some while ago, it had a Red Sonja also. She was some sort of nerdy hacker though.

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    2. If anything, she is the female equivalent of Conan. I only enjoyed the movie just because it’s so cheesy and fun to watch!

      I wonder how this one will play out…

      According to IMDB.com, this movie is scheduled to be released in 2010.

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    3. Hell YES! Rose will rock this role.

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    4. Robert Rodriguez was willing to tie his name to it, so it might not be that bad. Then again, Steven Spielberg’s War Of The Worlds.

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    5. Is this a joke? Brigette Nielsen would fucking destroy Rose McGowan in a steroid induced fury.

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    6. @reboot: yes, she would, but who in their right mind wants to see that old , run down, ugly, drug ridden skank these days?

      Maybe 20 years ago.

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    7. Director’s Wife?

      Yeah, that always works out well. Oh, good. He’s using that now overdone style he used in Sin City, too. This has ‘win’ written all over it.

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    8. I must see this film. Show me this film. Now!

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    9. I’ll have to see this one JUST because Rose is in it.

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    10. @reboot:
      Not sure that I want to see poor old Brigitte dressed up as Red Sonja now. Her time has passed and she should just fade away gracefully. Or, continue making a spectacle of herself for me to laugh at.

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    11. @velador:
      @Annarchy:
      Brigitte Nielsen, in her prime, was at least plausible as a woman warrior. That’s the point of the movie. I doubt Rose McGowan could even pick up that sword.

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    12. Rose could pick up sword any day 😛

      But seriously, I agree, she WAS plausible.
      But she isn’t anymore of a Red Sonja right now as much as I don’t wanna see Arnold strap on the good old Conan sword again.

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    13. errrrr, kinda forgot a “my” in that first sentence.
      time to get some sleep.

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    14. if i ever got her for Christmas ( a super hot Ninja babe in a box) i would shit myself and believe in Santa!

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    15. @reboot:
      I agree that she was plausible and I loved her in that role. But I am pretty sure that Rose has learned to wield a sword. I am also sure that this movie will be most enjoyable.

      @LeeHarveyOswald:
      She’s not a fucking ninja.

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    16. @Dacianprick: If Uwe Boll has a hand in this, I doubt it will be any more compelling than Bloodrayne II. And Rose McGowan? Seriously? They couldn’t come up with anyone more intimidating? Certainly Brigitte is well past her prime, but Rose? I dunno ’bout this…

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    17. I agree with half of you. Rose is teh suck and she looks like the type of girl that, when you tried to fight her, she would just get all slapsy and maybe pull your hair and that’s it.

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    18. Rose McGowan as Red Sonja? Who produced this, Joss Fucking Whedon?

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    19. @penguin_lady:
      I would pay money to have Rose McGowan pull my hair and slap me. And then I would charge money for people to see the video of it.

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    20. holy fuck shes got a lot of hair i mean its all on her head so thats cool but you cant really tell if the hair down there and that rhymes and if you think it doesn’t i’ll smack you upside the head into your buddys crotch and then youll be cockeyed is also that long coz if it was thatd be kinda weird coz i mean shits hard enough to find down there without six pounds of hair and speaking of shits if you had six pounds of pubes wouldn’t they fall into the toilet and get nasty?

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    21. ugh.

      You know why B-List actress Rose is doing this film? The screenplay is probably horrendous and no one with any real talent will touch it. Not to say the original was “great” but it embraced its campiness. Crap like this starts to suck when it takes itself too seriously (and tries to look like Sin City 3.0)

      This movie will fail. Calling it now. It’s going to be about as bad as Aeon Flux.

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    22. Sandahl Bergman was pretty hot in the original…

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    23. This needs a Heavenly Sword reference of some sort…so…
      Heavenly Sword

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    24. @reboot: Bridget might be effective as some sort of villian character for this one… she’s already psychotic enough for such a role.

      Half of the WIN that was the original Red Sonja was how Sonja would wield that meat cleaver of a sword with the look like that sword belonged in her hands…. The sword above looks like bad punch pressed knock-off you find in a head shop. McGowan would have to go on a WWE steroid induced training program before she would be ready for the roll.

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    25. I hate to say this… but they might have had better luck with… Chyna… Dun, dun duuuuuun!!! o_0

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    26. @Phyreblade:
      Bite your tongue! What if Hollywood hears you??!

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    27. @Annarchy: Hey, can’t be any worse than Rose McGowan playing Sonja…

      Or can it? 0_o

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