I’ve been to a few strip clubs. 1st time to make a phone call. I broke down and the “Black Garter” was the only place w/ a pay phone (waaaaaay before cell phones). That place was a dump and the girls were nasty. When our friend was deploying to Iraq, we all took him to a nice(r) strip club. The women were drop dead gorgeous and really enticing. My first ever lap dance. We’ve repeated that 2 times when he redeployed then re-redeployed at all different clubs, some pretty nice, some not so much. I think that’s it. Hubby’s been to a few more. He says they’re kinda fun for an hour or so, but not to spend a whole evening there. I really wish our friends would stop getting divorces. We’re the only ones left still together.