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March 14, 2009 at 3:06 pm
*checks watch* about time …
March 14, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Don’t forget March 14th (i.e. today!) is a very special holiday: Steak & BJ Day
www.steakandbjday.com
March 14, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Anybody else feeling mixed emotions? Not to sound ungrateful for the idea, but say they invented a vibrating tongue ring with a flavor packety cunnilinguard – you think men would have to learn their way around anymore? Drops the intimacy a bit.
Might up the quality of a few flings, though.
March 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Can anyone attest to this being enjoyable?
March 14, 2009 at 6:45 pm
I knew a woman who had nicked a guy while giving him head on a futon. The futon pad had to be thrown out, there was so much blood on it. It looked like someone had died on it. I never met the guy she did this to (and I NEVER NEVER NEVER dated her), but I can imagine he would very much have liked her to have one of these devices.
March 14, 2009 at 6:51 pm
I don’t understand. Nicked? Is this something that happens a lot or what. Sounds kinda dumb to me. So they do it on purpose? Or not on purpose but it happens anyway? Er yeah, not that it’s important but this sounds more like a bad joke.
March 14, 2009 at 7:11 pm
If you are interested in buying this, someone is doing it wrong.
March 14, 2009 at 10:54 pm
@dieAntagonista: It happens. Occasionally. By noobs. Or the nervous. Or drunk. Or high. Sometimes by accident. Sometimes on purpose by accident. Sometimes on purpose. Point is. It’s not fun. Unless the guy’s into that kinda thing. I think i’ve said too much…
March 14, 2009 at 11:10 pm
How the hell do you nick someone enough to cause major blood flow? My teeth aren’t that sharp and I use my teeth to graze ever so slightly…
March 14, 2009 at 11:16 pm
@nyokki: Jaw muscle Spasm? Sneeze? *cringe* I gotta go watch a Disney movie nao…
March 14, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Dang, I’ve never done that…
All I can say is that the advertising ploy for this is full of fail. While I enjoy giving pleasure to the other person, savoring the flavor is not part of it. Blech.
March 15, 2009 at 3:06 pm
@Phyreblade: LOL
I have gotten what I call “lock jaw” (painful for me, not hubby) a few times, but never a spasm or a sneeze I didn’t know was coming (pun intended).
@outofocus: Agreed. There’s a few things that he eats which can make him ‘taste’ bad (garlic, kippers), I’ve never noted anything that makes him ‘taste’ good..
March 16, 2009 at 10:53 am
@Nyokki
I heard Green Tea and Pineapple make the yoghurt shot taste better
March 16, 2009 at 11:20 am
@nyokki:
@Alpha Harrison:
Yes, actually I’ve read that also. If memory serves, fish, greens, garlic and onions are bad. However pineapples, and sweet citrus fruits are good…
March 16, 2009 at 12:30 pm
@Alpha Harrison: @Phyreblade: Well…that was fun trying to figure out what comment I had made to get those responses. I crack myself up sometimes.
March 17, 2009 at 9:34 pm
@nyokki: LOL well I’m glad you are having fun…