Top Ten Reason to Masturbate

Think of all the money you will save on personal ads.
Your hand will never leave you.
Natural endorphins create a happy mood and outlook on life.
Your dildo doesn’t care if you have sex with another dildo.
Your pocket pussy won’t be hurt if you don’t call the next day.
You don’t have to spend time and money taking your penis pump to dinner.
Your vibrator never wants sex in the morning unless you do.
You don’t need to ask your dong if it has been tested for STD’s.
Your hand does not care if you go right to sleep.

And Ravens #1 reason to masturbate.. You get to cum first and last!

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