Comments on: Condometric Condom Measuring Tape

By: Demon

Demon — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:24:12 +0000

@WistfulD: I`d be willing to give it the old college try.

By: Dyna-Mole

Dyna-Mole — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 07:11:55 +0000

@Ren: You’re stupid. Think about it.

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 03:19:52 +0000

Wat? And organic metric tape measure kit? Sweet…! does it come in Imperial units?

By: WistfulD

WistfulD — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 22:46:35 +0000

@Demon: Fill at 25 cm? I hope your used to getting your cervix tapped. Otherwise the first time is going to be an experience.

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 19:58:38 +0000

@vandal: Nah, a whore might fuck you. ;<)

By: dieAntagonista

dieAntagonista — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:08:07 +0000

@Demon: Where have you been all my life.

By: Demon

Demon — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:25:45 +0000

@vandal: Pull my hair and smack my ass the next time you call me that.

By: Immanuel

Immanuel — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 17:21:42 +0000

@elzarcothepale: oh didn't even see that

By: Kaze

Kaze — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 15:51:32 +0000

1.) Who would need a box of twelve of these?

2.) Who wouldn’t be unnerved ever so slightly at the thought of a printer firing high speed ink at latex wouldn’t in some way damage the durability of latex?

By: vandal

vandal — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:55:59 +0000

@Demon: @nyokki: Whores

By: Demon

Demon — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:53:18 +0000

@nyokki: I`ll try but I can`t promise anything.:D (EFG)

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 08:47:09 +0000

@Demon: Send him to me when your done. Try to leave a little sumthin'.

By: Demon

Demon — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:41:43 +0000

And I shall seek out and find the man that fills this condom. And when I find him, I will make him my prince.
Who needs glass slippers, anyway?

By: nyokki

nyokki — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 07:00:20 +0000

@Leonardo Da Nietzsche: Is it weird that that sorta kinda almost made sense? @Immanuel: ~10"

By: elzarcothepale

elzarcothepale — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:48:54 +0000

@Immanuel: those are centimeters, buddy- "condoMetric"

By: Immanuel

Immanuel — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:41:28 +0000

25inch… right.. these goes on animals i presume lol

By: TrayShadix

TrayShadix — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:33:49 +0000

@Hazard: Eh, if they were anything but a gag gift, enough women would probably be packing these that men alone wouldn't have to shoulder the responsibility of stocking condoms anymore. Even the website for them lists other "unusual gifts."

By: Hazard

Hazard — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 06:06:07 +0000

But…condoms STRETCH….you can’t get a stable measurement askdjfhaklsjdhfa

By: the3g_ipwn

the3g_ipwn — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 05:00:23 +0000

@Leonardo Da Nietzsche: You owe me a nickle.

By: Leonardo Da Nietzsche

Leonardo Da Nietzsche — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:58:55 +0000

Look. It’s like this. The condom moves up, it moves down. When it dips it’s not as bad as last time and when it gains, it is better than the last gain. That’s the basics of condoms. The only way to fight inflation is with recession, and vice-versa. Now If you want to point blame, it is both Clinton, and Bush’s fault that we’re in this mess. See, the condom was on the up and scheduled for it’s normal, healthy down swing.( remember that I say healthy because recession is the only force that can combat inflation) Well, Clinton patched it with an increase in government spending. The condom continued to gain for Bush. On the next scheduled down swing, Bush patched it with tax stimuli. So now, we are facing the brunt of a down swing fed by 2 more that didnt happen.

Now I’m not blaming either of them. Given the circumstances, we would have all made the same choices. The problem is that the nature of the beast that is our free market condoms, don’t give a shit weather we want a recession or not. It is condom law. It’s gonna happen. To delay it only makes the inevitable more powerful.

By: juiceyfruit

juiceyfruit — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:58:04 +0000

@TheZetetic: @Ren: SCIENCE!

By: TheZetetic

TheZetetic — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:31:36 +0000

No. The zero is at the tip, then you roll down to see how long.

By: Ren

Ren — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:25:23 +0000

I’m either confused or stupid but shouldn’t the “0″ be at the base?