Condometric Condom Measuring Tape

Condometric Condom Measuring Tape

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    Ren
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    I’m either confused or stupid but shouldn’t the “0” be at the base?

    TheZetetic
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    TheZetetic

    No. The zero is at the tip, then you roll down to see how long.

    juiceyfruit
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    @TheZetetic: @Ren: SCIENCE!

    Leonardo Da Nietzsche
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    Look. It’s like this. The condom moves up, it moves down. When it dips it’s not as bad as last time and when it gains, it is better than the last gain. That’s the basics of condoms. The only way to fight inflation is with recession, and vice-versa. Now If you want to point blame, it is both Clinton, and Bush’s fault that we’re in this mess. See, the condom was on the up and scheduled for it’s normal, healthy down swing.( remember that I say healthy because recession is the only force that can combat inflation) Well, Clinton patched… Read more »

    the3g_ipwn
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    @Leonardo Da Nietzsche: You owe me a nickle.

    Hazard
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    But…condoms STRETCH….you can’t get a stable measurement askdjfhaklsjdhfa

    TrayShadix
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    @Hazard: Eh, if they were anything but a gag gift, enough women would probably be packing these that men alone wouldn’t have to shoulder the responsibility of stocking condoms anymore. Even the website for them lists other “unusual gifts.”

    MonkeyHitman
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    25inch… right.. these goes on animals i presume lol

    elzarcothepale
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    @Immanuel:
    those are centimeters, buddy- “condoMetric”

    nyoki
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    @Leonardo Da Nietzsche: Is it weird that that sorta kinda almost made sense?

    @Immanuel: ~10″

    Demon
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    And I shall seek out and find the man that fills this condom. And when I find him, I will make him my prince.
    Who needs glass slippers, anyway?

    nyoki
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    @Demon: Send him to me when your done. Try to leave a little sumthin’.

    Demon
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    @nyokki:
    I`ll try but I can`t promise anything.:D
    (EFG)

    vandal
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    @Demon: @nyokki: Whores

    Kaze
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    1.) Who would need a box of twelve of these?

    2.) Who wouldn’t be unnerved ever so slightly at the thought of a printer firing high speed ink at latex wouldn’t in some way damage the durability of latex?

    MonkeyHitman
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    @elzarcothepale: oh didn’t even see that

    Demon
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    @vandal:
    Pull my hair and smack my ass the next time you call me that.

    dieAntagonista
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    @Demon: Where have you been all my life.

    nyoki
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    @vandal: Nah, a whore might fuck you. ;<)

    WistfulD
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    @Demon: Fill at 25 cm? I hope your used to getting your cervix tapped. Otherwise the first time is going to be an experience.

    Phyreblade
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    Wat? And organic metric tape measure kit? Sweet…! does it come in Imperial units?

    Awesome1
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    @Ren: You’re stupid. Think about it.

    Demon
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    @WistfulD: I`d be willing to give it the old college try.

    asymon
    Member

    you don’t try you won’t know



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