Comments on: Pro Surfer Alana Blanchard

By: SumoSnipe

SumoSnipe — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:13:44 +0000

@kuTTer: "The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. please lose 40lbs and try again later." @MaiNiaC_MicHaeL: Kid, get yer grubby twenty something paws off my fiber shakes. Now if you do a good job on the lawn, I'll give you 2 dollars and an Ice Cream.

By: MaiNiaC_MicHaeL

MaiNiaC_MicHaeL — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 21:53:38 +0000

@WistfulD

Metamucil FTW, I think I’ll join you since I was born in ’84

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 15:28:47 +0000

@WistfulD: LOL, actually I was being facetious, she would still be cute whether she was 17 or 18. I just thought it is funny how people are child rapists if she’s 17 and 11/12ths but not if she 18…

I almost went with a pedobear joke too, but frankly I don’t think pedobear would have approved…

By: Immanuel

Immanuel — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:35:30 +0000

in picture 2 the wave is having butsex with her.

By: WistfulD

WistfulD — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 10:49:08 +0000

@Phyreblade:

I think the prevailing logic is something like, “Look, it’s a celebrity. I’m never going to bang her anyway, but if she’s 17 and 11/12ths I shouldn’t think she’s cute, but if she’s 18, it’s okay?”

Now granted, I like my women in their 30s (mmmmm, Tina Fey, om nom nom), but I can see where this mentality comes from.

Quick google search. Date of birth 1990. OMG, people born in 1990 are 18! People born in 1990 voted in this election! Excuse me, I have to go drink some metamucil and yell at the young whippersnappers to get off my lawn.

By: curtntiff

curtntiff — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 09:01:02 +0000

Id buy that 4 a dollar!!!! ha hah haaaa

By: outofocus

outofocus — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:33:24 +0000

That surfing shot is sweet.

I would have expected more muscle tone in the legs. Her legs are bit weird shaped.

By: Phyreblade

Phyreblade — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:15:21 +0000

Sadly, not everyone was worried about whether she was 18 or not…

By: kuTTer

kuTTer — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 04:11:20 +0000

whats up with the “/” in contractions now?

Don\â€™t worry she\â€™s – WTF is that?

By: Dyna-Mole

Dyna-Mole — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 03:40:09 +0000

@justmedicine: u just needlessly admitted to being a child rapist. how young does she look, re-re?