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    natedog
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    ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE?

    MalcoveMagnesia
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    And it looks like it’ll recharge in your car’s cigarette lighter socket (– had to Google up the proper name for that).

    Jicty
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    OMG, that looks painful. my ass clenched when I saw it.

    American Perv
    Member

    Hilarious advert for a potentially wonderful device. Prostate massages are the purest arousal a man can get. He doesnt even need to be “in the mood”.

    MonkeyHitman
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    gunshot fi dead. nuh roll wid none of dem batty boi toys

    venek
    Member

    I want to Add to Basket. Why, oh why, won’t it let me Add to Basket?

    RSIxidor
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    @American Perv:
    I’ll be honest. I like it.

    Queensly
    Member

    No chance, it’s an exit not an entrance!

    WistfulD
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    I’ve never understood the appeal.

    fracked again
    Member

    I have too much respect/fear for my ‘roids.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca
    Member

    No.

    Gary Generic
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    Gary Generic

    I’d be game it wasn’t eighty-fucking-dollars?!

    Silverwolf
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    Guy: You have a surprise for me, honey?
    Girl: Oh yeah, baby. You’re gonna looooove it.
    Guy: So you’re not mad about that surprise buttseks last night?
    Girl: Oh no… I’m not mad at all… not mad at all.

    Bad Boy Prostate Massager: Don’t get mad… get even.

    penguin_lady
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    I was living with a guy for a month or so and when he moved out he gave me his computer. Not only did he not clear his bookmarks (porn) but he also did not clear his viewing history (more porn). Basically I learned that the guy had been on craigslist under the “casual encounters” section, looking for a woman to use this type of device on him. At first I was offended that he’d never asked me to participate in that, but then decided I’m glad he didn’t. “I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.”

    Putridity
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    If you loved me half as much as I loved you, you suck me, rub my perinium and stick a finger up my BUUUUM, Coz im about to come. I’ve heard it’s quite acceptable and reasonably fun.
    I’m not saying I want you to, but hypothetically it’s something you might do.
    these are just the things people do, when thier lvoe for one another is true.

    Tim minchin – if you really loved me

    best line:

    Because I dig you!
    Like an aussie digs pies.
    like born agains dig jesus.
    like jesus dug guys.

    nyoki
    Member

    I’m thinkin’ hubby wouldn’t be too enthused about trying this. Perhaps I’ll ask him. ;<)

    Putridity
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    @nyokki: Do not ask. Just do.

    outofocus
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    My exhubby responded very well to this sort of stuff.

    Awesome1
    Member

    Nyokki, we should try this

    flood123
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    Honestly,… It looks great. A little on the pricey side though. I would give it a try once.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @Silverwolf: Win.

    nyoki
    Member

    @Putridity: The last thing I “just” did got me thrown against a wall. He was sitting tailor-style playing a video game. I decided it would be fun to “pounce” him, hoping for some wrestling as a prelude to sex. Apparently I succeeded in surprising him. He jumped up (sorta like the hulk) and threw me…into a wall. Lesson learned, don’t sneak up on hubby from behind, walls are hard.

    MonkeyHitman
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    @nyokki: wow that must have been a major turn off. hope you didn’t get bruised.
    @penguin_lady: atleast he was a gentleman(sort of) to respect you and not ask you. lol unless you like those sort of stuff

    nyoki
    Member

    @Emmanuel: Quite the opposite actually. ;<)

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @nyokki: This is why Klingons rule…

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    ohhhhh lol ok.

    j_bryon
    Member

    @American Perv: VERY true.
    @Gary Scenario: I feel the same way.:(

    nyoki
    Member

    @Dyna-Mole: We? You mean me to you…right?

    Awesome1
    Member

    @nyokki: of coorse. don’t u remember our fantasy?

    nyoki
    Member

    @Dyna-Mole: Every detail of it.

    Awesome1
    Member

    @nyokki: Every painful BM inspires daydreams of your firm hand

    nyoki
    Member

    @Dyna-Mole: But the finger tickles.

    Awesome1
    Member

    @nyokki: firm hand is a metaphor for strong way. I need a lot more than a finger, I got a big appetite.

    nyoki
    Member

    @Dyna-Mole: Hence the tickle teaser. Slow down…it’ll work out for the best.

    Awesome1
    Member

    @nyokki: hit me baby! tell that hubby o yours u got a new girlfriend

    nyoki
    Member

    @Dyna-Mole: Oh, he’ll be joining us…

    Awesome1
    Member

    @nyokki: what u think me feg? no doodz. step up and be a man for me. this juicy starfruit is all yours.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @nyokki:
    @Dyna-Mole:
    Please remember to record this event. Preferably with a Digicam. Otherwise it didn’t happen. I’m just saying…

    Awesome1
    Member

    @phyreblade: i beg to differ. obviously i have nothing to prove.

    nyoki
    Member

    @Dyna-Mole: Got it. Stash the hubby, buy a prostate massager, meet a mole, see the fireworks. How’s Sunday brunch?

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @nyokki: Wat? How can you possibly be thinking of food at a time like this?!?!

    nyoki
    Member

    @Phyreblade: I’m always thinking of food. Always.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @nyokki: LOL… Hmmm… I have to say, doesn’t really sound like you got a healthy relationship with food… 🙂

    nyoki
    Member

    @Phyreblade: I love sweets and I can’t have them, so yes, it may not be the healthiest relationship.

    Awesome1
    Member

    nyokki gonna eat the brunch out of my ass. so hawt, i already have a boner

    nyoki
    Member

    I needs my protein!

    Awesome1
    Member

    this has become the best fantasy i ever had, especially with that last comment. mmm, i have a recipe for you, darlin.

    nyoki
    Member

    @Dyna-Mole: Do tell.

    Awesome1
    Member

    @nyokki: i thought it would b pretty obvious…

    put my meat on the counter, break out the rolling pin. work it until special protein dish emerges

    nyoki
    Member

    @Dyna-Mole: I’ll bring the spices.

    Awesome1
    Member

    @nyokki: good, i likes it spicy….

    damn this seems like it might actually happen if we didn’t live like 2000 miles away.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    Wait… Are you guise talking in code? Is this the recipe for a secret sauce or something? Or do I not wanna know?

    Awesome1
    Member

    @nyokki: Phyreblade can’t wath tho, or he has to pay a hundred.

    nyoki
    Member

    @Phyreblade: @Dyna-Mole: Smokin’!!!

    Awesome1
    Member

    *watch… this is so cryptic i wanted to be clear that wath isn’t some code for felch or something

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @Dyna-Mole: Wat? that’s daylight robbery!!! Are you like Emeril or something, I gotta pay to watch you cook? Shoot, for 100 I can make my own darn sauce… 😛

    Awesome1
    Member

    @Phyreblade: it’s a secret family recipe!



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