John Byrne\’s Xenu

12 Responses to John Byrne\’s Xenu

1. sticky (UID# 463) 0  0

   

   March 10, 2009 at 8:01 pm

   THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

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2. nimbo (UID# 2449) 0  0

   March 10, 2009 at 8:40 pm

   No, I would not like to spend money on it. Will I attempt to find it on pirate bay or mininova? Yes.

   I really would like to go a scientology temple, lab, church, clinic, whatever the fuck its called, and hear the spiel. I really want to know how they sell their coolaid.

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3. leonardo-da-nietzsche (UID# 8938) 0  0

   March 10, 2009 at 9:06 pm

   I am a scientologist and I can tell you this not what we believe. Xenu never wore a space suit and he would never want you to buy dianetics. Otherwise the face is pretty close.

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4. flintlocke (UID# 1948) 0  0

   March 10, 2009 at 9:08 pm

   Clearly you all need auditing.

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5. hochunk (UID# 5604) 0  0

   March 10, 2009 at 9:24 pm

   The Scilons Were Created by Man.
   They Rebelled. They Evolved.
   They Look and Feel Human.
   Some are programmed to think they are Human.
   There are many copies.
   And they have a Plan.

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6. sticky (UID# 463) 0  0

   

   March 10, 2009 at 9:55 pm

   @HoChunk:
   But one man will fight back…THIS SUMMER, PREPARE FOR A THRILL RIDE LIKE NONE BEFORE. [fast action shot montage]…Rise of the Scilons.

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7. nimbo (UID# 2449) 0  0

   March 10, 2009 at 11:33 pm

   Oh gnoes, the galactica is getting scrapped!!

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8. natedog (UID# 1905) 0  0

   

   March 11, 2009 at 12:06 am

   Sticky wins

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9. phyreblade (UID# 5939) 0  0

   

   March 11, 2009 at 2:10 am

   LOL Super Galactus Xenu…

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10. paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) 0  0

    

    March 11, 2009 at 2:23 am

    @Nimbo: It’s pretty boring. They try to sell you stuff, ask for your contact info (always give fake info), and ask you a lot about stuff you don’t want to tell people while you hold two electric paddles.

    I think they use that info to blackmail, but I’ve never gone in for a second app. Also, there are all kinds of charts of the levels ‘n’ stuff and how much they cost. Very expensive religion.

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11. sirwishbone (UID# 600) 0  0

    March 11, 2009 at 6:46 am

    A crappy pseudo-religion created from the imaginings of a third-rate sci-fi author.

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12. lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) 0  0

    March 11, 2009 at 9:08 am

    Xenu’s pretty awesome looking.

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