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John Byrne\’s Xenu

byrnexenu 348x500 John Byrne\s Xenu

A piece of commissioned fan art, if Im not mistaken.

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12 Responses to John Byrne\’s Xenu

  1. THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.

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  2. No, I would not like to spend money on it. Will I attempt to find it on pirate bay or mininova? Yes.

    I really would like to go a scientology temple, lab, church, clinic, whatever the fuck its called, and hear the spiel. I really want to know how they sell their coolaid.

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  3. I am a scientologist and I can tell you this not what we believe. Xenu never wore a space suit and he would never want you to buy dianetics. Otherwise the face is pretty close.

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  4. Clearly you all need auditing.

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  5. The Scilons Were Created by Man.
    They Rebelled. They Evolved.
    They Look and Feel Human.
    Some are programmed to think they are Human.
    There are many copies.
    And they have a Plan.

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  6. @HoChunk:
    But one man will fight back…THIS SUMMER, PREPARE FOR A THRILL RIDE LIKE NONE BEFORE. [fast action shot montage]…Rise of the Scilons.

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  7. Oh gnoes, the galactica is getting scrapped!!

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  8. LOL Super Galactus Xenu…

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  9. @Nimbo: It’s pretty boring. They try to sell you stuff, ask for your contact info (always give fake info), and ask you a lot about stuff you don’t want to tell people while you hold two electric paddles.

    I think they use that info to blackmail, but I’ve never gone in for a second app. Also, there are all kinds of charts of the levels ‘n’ stuff and how much they cost. Very expensive religion.

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  10. A crappy pseudo-religion created from the imaginings of a third-rate sci-fi author.

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  11. Xenu’s pretty awesome looking.

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