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    SumoSnipe

    I always liked how on the days the mess deck served cornish hen, there was nary a seagull to be found around the docks….

    Deleted_User

    i would advise these elderly folks to make their dairy purchases at another location.

    Puulaahi

    Holy shit!

    Watch out for seagull droppings too.

    Skulltimo

    Seagulls are cunts… there… I said it

    fortyseven

    Something is to be said about the body fat ratio..

    Sticky

    Skulltimo:
    Watch out. PETA might file an internet lolsuit against you for “Seagull Discrimination.”

    deuce

    Seagulls are worse than pigeons. Someone needs to go out there with a BB gun.

    dorix

    I watched a seagull eat fried chicken in a parking lot once, it swallowed a drumstick whole, I’ve been laughing about it every since.

    dorix

    *ever since.

    deFlandres

    they aren’t seagulls they are skykittens.

    Skulltimo

    DeFlandres: Kittens? You mean AirBastards, surely?

    Senshi

    Those noble creatures are fighting the good fight against obesity. Heroes of the sky, we salute you!

    Senshi

    Of course it’s all over once the humans develop Alka-Seltzer flavored ice cream.

    Sticky

    Skulltimo:
    Someone doesn’t get the joke!

    Skulltimo

    Sticky: Nope, it flew straight over me, and stole my motherfucking ice-cream

    Marrock

    Feed them broken up alka-seltzer tablets and watch them pop.

    CZ

    Ahhhhh, I’ve trained them well.

    brisingre

    This is pretty much the funniest goddam thing I’ve seen in two months. Thank you so much, the_duck, for making my day.

    Also, the fat woman shouldn’t have two ice-creams. That is excessive. Fatass.

    outofocus

    lmao!

    I hate seagulls but this is great

    ian356094
    AbaddonTheDespoiler

    I once killed a bunch of seagulls cause I hate them so much. With a Nailgun. Messy little hobby I seem to have aquired…

    nyoki

    DeFlandres: Sticky: lol
    I get it.

    KommissarKvC

    go american seagulls

    just like the people they have that same “f.ck what you think, I want to do this so i will” attitude

    RSIxidor

    KommissarKvC:
    Yeah, kind of like nazis.

    Paul_Is_Drunk

    RSIxidor: I don’t think I’ve ever had a chance to use this…

    LOLWHAT?

    storminator

    GARBAGE GULLS. we created them. deal with it.

    Phyreblade

    DeFlandres: ROFL…

    Blasted seagulls… I might go over there, buy an ice cream, and stand around looking confused, just so I can punch one in the jaw if it tries anything funny…

    MY ice cream. You no can has…

    nyoki

    Phyreblade: Put on a show. Charge people to watch you and the seagulls battle it out for ice cream.

    Phyreblade

    nyokki: Sure thing… There’ll prolly need to be a disclaimer… Lots of blood gore and flying seagull heads… But it’ll certainly be fun… 🙂

    Carl

    May I use these pictures in a news article about how “petty, vindictive birds are stealing from the elderly!”? I wanted to get your authorization for using your photos

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