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Birds Stealing Ice Cream

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29 Responses to Birds Stealing Ice Cream

  1. I always liked how on the days the mess deck served cornish hen, there was nary a seagull to be found around the docks….

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  2. i would advise these elderly folks to make their dairy purchases at another location.

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  3. Holy shit!

    Watch out for seagull droppings too.

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  4. Seagulls are cunts… there… I said it

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  5. Something is to be said about the body fat ratio..

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  6. @Skulltimo:
    Watch out. PETA might file an internet lolsuit against you for “Seagull Discrimination.”

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  7. Seagulls are worse than pigeons. Someone needs to go out there with a BB gun.

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  8. I watched a seagull eat fried chicken in a parking lot once, it swallowed a drumstick whole, I’ve been laughing about it every since.

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  9. they aren’t seagulls they are skykittens.

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  10. @DeFlandres: Kittens? You mean AirBastards, surely?

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  11. Those noble creatures are fighting the good fight against obesity. Heroes of the sky, we salute you!

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  12. Of course it’s all over once the humans develop Alka-Seltzer flavored ice cream.

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  13. @Skulltimo:
    Someone doesn’t get the joke!

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  14. @Sticky: Nope, it flew straight over me, and stole my motherfucking ice-cream

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  15. Feed them broken up alka-seltzer tablets and watch them pop.

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  16. Ahhhhh, I’ve trained them well.

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  17. This is pretty much the funniest goddam thing I’ve seen in two months. Thank you so much, the_duck, for making my day.

    Also, the fat woman shouldn’t have two ice-creams. That is excessive. Fatass.

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  18. lmao!

    I hate seagulls but this is great

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  19. I once killed a bunch of seagulls cause I hate them so much. With a Nailgun. Messy little hobby I seem to have aquired…

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  20. go american seagulls

    just like the people they have that same “f.ck what you think, I want to do this so i will” attitude

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  21. @KommissarKvC:
    Yeah, kind of like nazis.

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  22. @RSIxidor: I don’t think I’ve ever had a chance to use this…

    LOLWHAT?

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  23. GARBAGE GULLS. we created them. deal with it.

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  24. @DeFlandres: ROFL…

    Blasted seagulls… I might go over there, buy an ice cream, and stand around looking confused, just so I can punch one in the jaw if it tries anything funny…

    MY ice cream. You no can has…

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  25. @Phyreblade: Put on a show. Charge people to watch you and the seagulls battle it out for ice cream.

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  26. @nyokki: Sure thing… There’ll prolly need to be a disclaimer… Lots of blood gore and flying seagull heads… But it’ll certainly be fun… :)

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