Morena Baccarin

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    1. I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:

      I fucked her.

      It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Firefly?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…

      Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.

      I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

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    2. It took 70 hours in Photoshop to make her

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    3. @Drew: I’m suprised you don’t remember it more vividly…

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    4. @ Corman: dammit I came here to say “I drew her, it took me 70 hours.”
      but you beat me

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    5. @token2k6: I remember fucking your mom pretty vividly. She had to wear a diaper after I finished because my seed was gushing out of her.

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    6. Guys, I don’t really give a shit what you’re talking about, but I would fuck this girl for days happily, photoshop or not.

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    7. @drew: You are correct. Unless you have video, no one will EVER believe that story. And, come to think of it, you would have to present the video to me in person so to verify that you were the guy in it.

      Well, that’s all for now. I have to get back to fucking Salma Hayek and Padma Lakshmi. They’re starting to look a little impatient.

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    8. @Drew: This is delicious copypasta. You must eat it.

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    9. @kurrgo: not even possible because salma es mi amor y estas conmigo ahora.

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    10. I wonder why “my” picture of her didn’t make it…

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    11. kurrgo token2k6

      Fuck you fuckers, right in the eye

      Your UIDs should be over 12 bragillion freptillion, if there was any justice in the world.

      You are both stupid, and I hope you die painfully.

      Now. Back on subject.

      This lady and I would have SO MANY SEX.

      Discuss.

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    12. @Drew: Leave my mom out of this. I just left yours in the back of that alley w/ my last one hundy.

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    13. @LukeV1-5: .
      You stay away from her, she’s mine damnit. I claimed her first. (memes don’t count)

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    14. I wonder why “my” Summer Glau picture didn’t make it…
      Fixed.

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    15. I really know better than to get into this, but…

      @LukeV1-5:
      Huh? Seriously, what the fuck do you care if I believe Drew’s story or not? Are you Drew’s big brother or some shit? Maybe his boyfriend? Or is this just a preemptive strike for when I don’t believe YOUR story about having fucked her? And what is that shit about my UID? What the fuck do I care what my UID is? And “bragillion freptillion?” Are you fucking five years old? Stop being such a fuckstick.

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    16. @kurrgo. It’s funny cause you’re retarded.

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    17. @kurrgo: HA

      HA

      IDIOCY

      Seriously, do you have an anvil-shaped depression in your scalp?

      Let me lay that out again for you.

      I am insinuating that you have been hit by an anvil, I presume from above, and that is the reason for your cognitive impairment.

      Bragillion freptillion is, of course, a hypothetical number to deal with a hypothetical situation. It is meant to symbolise a large number.

      Now, I really think it’s time you left.

      You cunt.

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    18. @kurrgo: Ditto what garbled and Luke said plus an extra duhrrrrrrrr.

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    19. @kurrgo: Here is the sauce:
      www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/08/11/rachel-bilson-nsfw/

      And then I made a lil meme out of it. Next thing you know, everyone was posting that on the Rachel Bilson pics. And finally it started showing up on other posts, like other women, animals, children, and inanimate objects. Then, we forgot about it. After all that, Drew decided it was time to bust it out of the box again. And you showed up to make it funnier.

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    20. @suicydking: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that brings up right up toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo now.

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    21. hey guys, what’s going on in here.

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    22. Fine. If it will make all of you with lower-numbered UID’s happy, here goes: I am a retarded cunt who should have an astronomically high UID (although I still fail to see why that should bother me). Enjoy your victory while I go off somewhere to die painfully.

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    23. @kurrgo: As long as you understand your place here.

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    24. @nyokki: LOL, @LukeV1-5: luke goddamit you ¶FAG¶ make use of your pilcrows. he isn’t used to our sarcasm. or was it really for true? hmmmm.

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    25. this fred cant possibly take a turn for the durst.
      unless diabeetus shows up.

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    26. @ColombianMonkey: God damn it. I am such a failure.

      Seriously, I don’t even deserve your pity.

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    27. @ColombianMonkey: God damn it. I am such a failure.

      Seriously, I don’t even deserve your pity.

      ¶Fer srs¶

      Wait, what?

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    28. Hey, I never pushed the post button that first time. I typed it all in one…fluid….thing.

      Whassagoin’on, tgiokdi?

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    29. @TrikYodz: What’s wrong w/ this thread? Hmmm…

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    30. LOL… This thread is full of win and…

      O hai dere…! 😀

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