Books To Give Your Girlfriend

Added on March 4th, 2009 by They Call Me Doc | Report Post
Tags:Anal, Gay, Sexy

I know it\’s way too late for Valentine\’s, but birthdays are always right around the corner.

(All three images taken from Amazon.com)

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deuce (#933)

15 years ago

The Threesome Handbook, or a guy’s ultimate fantasy as long as it’s the girl who has to compromise her sexuality.

Jicty (#756)

15 years ago

The best part is the ultimate guide to anal sex for women is a second edition which mean that there was an edition before it, lol.

TrayShadix (#3416)

15 years ago

@...Jicty: The first edition was before she learned to like it.

@...deuce: I wouldn’t go calling it “ultimate,” it just satisfies a basic mathematical principle on a barbaric level. Woman = Good. Two Woman = Great. The chances of it actually working out to what the guy wants it to be, though? Slim. The ratio of awesome incidences to awkward ones isn’t in our favor. Not every pair of females has read this book … Yet.

tiki god (#1) (MCS+)

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15 years ago

@...TrayShadix:
two guys isn’t that bad either 😉

CathyLong (#4881)

15 years ago

If three emotionally detached people can enjoy non-committal sex, go for it.

WistfulD (#5057)

15 years ago

Tristan Toarmino is actually a relatively intelligent, well reasoned and articulate sex writer. I haven’t read this, but I’m sure it’s a very good guidebook.

$fracked again$

fracked again (#6878)

15 years ago

Two X and one Y is only a threesome if the two Xs fuck each other too. So, unless the guys are fucking each other and the girl, its a gang bang. Most straight guys would pick two girls one guy if the girls want to play nice or not over two guys one girl gang bang, and nobody really wants a two guy one girl threesome.

TrayShadix (#3416)

15 years ago

@...tiki god: Even after the interesting, but accurate, spin fracked just added to the mixture? There might be a fourth book requirement to this list…

tiki god (#1) (MCS+)

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15 years ago

@...fracked again:
I’m here to tell you that having 2 guys with 1 girl is just as much fun as 2 girls and 1 guy.

Gangbangs require taking turns anyways, two guys can fuck one girl just fine, and anyways….

@...CathyLong:
what if it’s three people that really have emotional fondness of each other? Say I’m totally gay for a guy that I know, and there’s a girl that I have a crush on? If both of them return my emotional investments, and we have a good night of pleasure pleasure, and there’s condoms and beer and some weed and we’re watching star wars and drinking and smoking and fucking and bending our bodies using the force….

uh I think I got distracted somewhere along the lines. I’ve known a few poly-relationships that worked out just fine, till someone got all bored and wanted to move onto greener pastures.

rattybad (#461)

15 years ago

How much can you write about anal sex:

Chapter One: “Spread ’em.”

Chapter Two: “Wait for it….”

Chapter Three: “Ouchie!”

THE END

nyoki (#3444)

15 years ago

@...tiki god: I’ve know 2 sets of polys (2 guys 1 girl, 2 guys 2 girls) and both have been together for more than 10 years, in one form or another. 1 set even has kids. There are some real advantages, when raising kids, to having more adults around. For the most part I don’t keep people around me that are truly fucked up. I have a good solid relationship w/ everyone I care about.

Phyreblade (#5939)

15 years ago

This thread is relevant to my interests. Please carry on.

Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

ZING!

FullofStars (#3921)

15 years ago

Tristan stared in an adult movie based somewhat off her book. Produced by John Stagliano and included Nina Hartley. I love it. It’s the only pron my wife will watch with me.