Baby Instructions

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Hysterical, worth the click through.



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    pandapower

    aww.. this comes a few hours late. there was a parenting class that had to carry around baby dolls wherever they went. wish i had this picture to make as a poster to give to that class.

    flyingcat88

    I love this xD

    Puulaahi

    Repost but it’s a good one. Plus some mothers and fathers simply have no clue. So this is necessary.

    madmax

    must rush home i got the wrong babysitter

    frogurtx

    I think I used the wrong tumble setting for baby.

    PitYak Studios

    That wouldn’t go down to well here, a couple of parents have just been jailed for hanging their baby on a washing line then sticking her in the tumble dryer. Seriously.

    orchunter

    This made my day.

    hvymetal86

    Holy shit this is awesome, I almost just burst out laughing in the middle of a class!

    Silverwolf

    Huh. Turns out these parents I babysat for had a point… or ten. I always thought their screams and tears were just some cheap melodramatic ploy to avoid paying me.

    Gouki4u

    I love how the more outlandish stuff is dad’s fault. LOL

    dieAntagonista

    Sadly, there are worse parents out there. And they’re for real:

    bradofarrell.tumblr.com/post/83530389/elspethjane

    nyoki
    MonkeyHitman

    dieAntagonista: affect of the government not educating the citizens.

    nyoki

    In the US we have very strong feelings against the idea that gov’t is there to teach anyone anything. That’s the job of the individual citizens themselves. It does seem to be changing though. It’ll be interesting to see where we are 20+ years from now.

    Phyreblade

    See this is all wrong. They are just compounding error after error. If you actually fed babies chicken, it woiuld be strong enough to lift weights, and it would then be strong enough to get hosed down and stuck in the dishwasher. And keeping a baby in a cage and letting them watch TV stimulates their minds. Not only will they be able to best you in a game of chess, they will be better prepared for a life behind bars… I’m telling you… They’re doin’ it rong… All rong…

    sykotik

    Ah dammit. Where was this when I was bringing up my son, Kane? Ah well, I only got a few of ’em wrong at least!

    Seriously though, I about died laughing looking at this, good stuff.

    (and j/k of course ^^)
    😉

    Kishi

    Nice timing- my sister is in labor right now, so I made sure to forward this to my brother-in-law. I think the one he’ll need to remember is the “Fun Games for Baby”.

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