Baby Instructions

17 Responses to Baby Instructions

1. pandapower (UID# 1237) 0  0

   March 4, 2009 at 2:19 pm

   aww.. this comes a few hours late. there was a parenting class that had to carry around baby dolls wherever they went. wish i had this picture to make as a poster to give to that class.

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2. flyingcat88 (UID# 5047) 0  0

   March 4, 2009 at 2:24 pm

   I love this xD

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3. puulaahi (UID# 4552) 0  0

   

   March 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm

   Repost but it’s a good one. Plus some mothers and fathers simply have no clue. So this is necessary.

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4. madmax (UID# 5091) 0  0

   March 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm

   must rush home i got the wrong babysitter

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5. frogurtx (UID# 128) 0  0

   March 4, 2009 at 3:21 pm

   I think I used the wrong tumble setting for baby.

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6. pityak-studios (UID# 5298) 0  0

   March 4, 2009 at 4:13 pm

   That wouldn’t go down to well here, a couple of parents have just been jailed for hanging their baby on a washing line then sticking her in the tumble dryer. Seriously.

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7. orchunter (UID# 4707) 0  0

   March 4, 2009 at 4:23 pm

   This made my day.

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8. hvymetal86 (UID# 2348) 0  0

   March 4, 2009 at 4:24 pm

   Holy shit this is awesome, I almost just burst out laughing in the middle of a class!

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9. silverwolf (UID# 6586) 0  0

   March 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm

   Huh. Turns out these parents I babysat for had a point… or ten. I always thought their screams and tears were just some cheap melodramatic ploy to avoid paying me.

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10. gouki4u (UID# 4388) 0  0

    March 4, 2009 at 4:45 pm

    I love how the more outlandish stuff is dad’s fault. LOL

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11. dieantagonista (UID# 2287) 0  0

    

    March 4, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Sadly, there are worse parents out there. And they’re for real:

    bradofarrell.tumblr.com/post/83530389/elspethjane

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12. nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0

    

    March 4, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/05/11/child-care-instructions/

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13. monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) 0  0

    

    March 4, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    @dieAntagonista: affect of the government not educating the citizens.

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14. nyoki (UID# 3444) 0  0

    

    March 4, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    In the US we have very strong feelings against the idea that gov’t is there to teach anyone anything. That’s the job of the individual citizens themselves. It does seem to be changing though. It’ll be interesting to see where we are 20+ years from now.

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15. phyreblade (UID# 5939) 0  0

    

    March 5, 2009 at 12:33 am

    See this is all wrong. They are just compounding error after error. If you actually fed babies chicken, it woiuld be strong enough to lift weights, and it would then be strong enough to get hosed down and stuck in the dishwasher. And keeping a baby in a cage and letting them watch TV stimulates their minds. Not only will they be able to best you in a game of chess, they will be better prepared for a life behind bars… I’m telling you… They’re doin’ it rong… All rong…

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16. sykotik (UID# 658) 0  0

    March 5, 2009 at 12:48 am

    Ah dammit. Where was this when I was bringing up my son, Kane? Ah well, I only got a few of ‘em wrong at least!

    Seriously though, I about died laughing looking at this, good stuff.

    (and j/k of course ^^)
    

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17. kishi (UID# 3562) 0  0

    

    March 5, 2009 at 1:34 am

    Nice timing- my sister is in labor right now, so I made sure to forward this to my brother-in-law. I think the one he’ll need to remember is the “Fun Games for Baby”.

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