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    Skulltimo
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    Bringeth the Thunder…

    dub_1211
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    so, so true.

    rock me sexy jesus.

    Achi
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    Well, actually he was drowned and died like all Æsir.

    TheLotusEater725
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    hmmm, indeed thor. But my god hi-jacked your traditions and made them the bitch of the holiday industry.

    Drunkin
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    @Paul_Is_Drunk: Kinda goes along with the whole “my God has a bigger dick than your God.” a la George Carlin.

    sutenvulf
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    Needs moar blood for the blood god imo

    suicydking
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    @sutenvulf: True. However, all blood is blood for the Blood God. So he wins by default.

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: Yes. Yes he does. do you have a larger copy of this?

    Puulaahi
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    HAIL TO THE HAMMER!

    Lakiamia
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    My god rose from the dead and gave your god the hammer in the first place, therefore he could take it away just as easily. Any questions?

    phaed
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    Your god’s dad also died nailed to a tree/spear, and he still bosses your god around, so there.

    Sarcastastic
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    @Achi: You failed to mention that it is the most amazing battle that destroys the universe and what exactly it is he drowns in. The poison of a snake that can wrap around the entire planet. Asatru (german neo-paganism) is fucking awesome.

    riverdaledragon
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    riverdaledragon

    um no sorry.. Jesus wasnt God…. so that whole thing is wrong. God has never died. and Jesus got nailed to the cross…. this thread fails..

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    Is it just me or do the warrior gods seem to be making a comeback? If this isn’t an “Axe age Sword age as brother kills brother”….

    MonkeyHitman
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    same trinity says he’s everyone and he has million eyes all over the place watching everyone symotainiously. atleast that is what my churched used to preach when i was a kid

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    church*

    nyoki
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    @Paul_Is_Drunk: I don’t know if it’s all of the Protestant faiths, but some don’t believe in the Holy Trinity. I always associate that w/ the Catholic faith. Anyone know about this?

    Silverwolf
    Member

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: Is that how we’re referring to Palin now?

    Anyway, I liked Nick Fury’s version in Secret Invasion #6 better…

    Skrull Queen: He loves you.
    Spiderman: Uh… he who?
    Skrull Queen: God.
    Nick Fury: Yeah? Well my god has a hammer!

    Luke Magnifico
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    @ColombianMonkey: Dude. Simultaneously.

    Si fuckin’ multaneously.

    Not symotragnablorgenojurkensartly.

    Vrik
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    Vrik

    @Sarcastastic: GERMAN neo-paganism? Wtf? The Norse were never german.

    asymon
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    @Wrik: GERMAN neo-paganism?

    You know, good old worshipping of Sun, human sacrifices, That kind of stuff.

    And lame music, like:

    MonkeyHitman
    Member

    @LukeV1-5: thanks for fixing man, how much do you charge for spell check lessons?

    Phyreblade
    Member

    CROM PWNS all of your deities… 😛



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