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Jesus vs Thor

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29 Responses to Jesus vs Thor

  1. skulltimo (UID# 6357) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 5:04 am

    Bringeth the Thunder…

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  2. dub_1211 (UID# 3576) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 5:50 am

    so, so true.

    rock me sexy jesus.

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  3. paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 6:07 am

    My god could beat up your god.

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  4. achi (UID# 1643) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 6:20 am

    Well, actually he was drowned and died like all Æsir.

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  5. thelotuseater725 (UID# 1616) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 6:38 am

    hmmm, indeed thor. But my god hi-jacked your traditions and made them the bitch of the holiday industry.

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  6. drunkin (UID# 4102) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 8:02 am

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: Kinda goes along with the whole “my God has a bigger dick than your God.” a la George Carlin.

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  7. sutenvulf (UID# 2629) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 10:01 am

    Needs moar blood for the blood god imo

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  8. suicydking (UID# 2291) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 11:04 am

    @sutenvulf: True. However, all blood is blood for the Blood God. So he wins by default.

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  9. sumosnipe (UID# 4452) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 11:58 am

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: Yes. Yes he does. do you have a larger copy of this?

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  11. lakiamia (UID# 3454) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    My god rose from the dead and gave your god the hammer in the first place, therefore he could take it away just as easily. Any questions?

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  12. phaed (UID# 2115) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 1:46 pm

    Your god’s dad also died nailed to a tree/spear, and he still bosses your god around, so there.

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  13. paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 1:51 pm

    @suicydking:
    @sutenvulf:
    Skulls for the skull throne!

    @Lakiamia:
    Can I have a sample of what your smoking?

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  15. sarcastastic (UID# 2065) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    @Achi: You failed to mention that it is the most amazing battle that destroys the universe and what exactly it is he drowns in. The poison of a snake that can wrap around the entire planet. Asatru (german neo-paganism) is fucking awesome.

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  16. riverdaledragon (UID# 5344) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    um no sorry.. Jesus wasnt God…. so that whole thing is wrong. God has never died. and Jesus got nailed to the cross…. this thread fails..

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  17. sumosnipe (UID# 4452) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    Is it just me or do the warrior gods seem to be making a comeback? If this isn’t an “Axe age Sword age as brother kills brother”….

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  18. paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    @riverdaledragon: Even I went to church long enough to know what you just said is completely wrong. Holy Trinity.

    I have the sneaking suspicion that people who actually studied this stuff are the ones who are the least likely to take it seriously. :)

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  19. monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    same trinity says he’s everyone and he has million eyes all over the place watching everyone symotainiously. atleast that is what my churched used to preach when i was a kid

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  21. nyoki (UID# 3444) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: I don’t know if it’s all of the Protestant faiths, but some don’t believe in the Holy Trinity. I always associate that w/ the Catholic faith. Anyone know about this?

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  22. paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    @nyokki: Some don’t believe in Thor, either. They will repent when he rises to fight the world serpent in 2012.

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  23. silverwolf (UID# 6586) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    @Paul_Is_Drunk: Is that how we’re referring to Palin now?

    Anyway, I liked Nick Fury’s version in Secret Invasion #6 better…

    Skrull Queen: He loves you.
    Spiderman: Uh… he who?
    Skrull Queen: God.
    Nick Fury: Yeah? Well my god has a hammer!

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  24. lukev1-5 (UID# 1029) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    @ColombianMonkey: Dude. Simultaneously.

    Si fuckin’ multaneously.

    Not symotragnablorgenojurkensartly.

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  25. vrik (UID# 7849) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 5:19 pm

    @Sarcastastic: GERMAN neo-paganism? Wtf? The Norse were never german.

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  26. asymon (UID# 4280) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    @Wrik: GERMAN neo-paganism?

    You know, good old worshipping of Sun, human sacrifices, That kind of stuff.

    And lame music, like:
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWIgxYvtI2I

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  27. monkeyhitman (UID# 3835) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 1, 2009 at 7:24 pm

    @LukeV1-5: thanks for fixing man, how much do you charge for spell check lessons?

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  28. phyreblade (UID# 5939) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 2, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    CROM PWNS all of your deities… :P

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  29. paul_is_drunk (UID# 796) Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0
    March 2, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    G’damn internal 500 error.

    I don’t feel like typing all this out again.

    @Vrik: Thursday is named after Thunor, which is the Old English name for Thor. Those “Norse” gods were all over the place.

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