Shit Parenting

Added on February 16th, 2009 by Alec Dalek | Report Post
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Puulaahi (#4552)

15 years ago

KERCHING!

Teutonic Logic (#3607)

15 years ago

A friend of mine’s wife was a huge fan of smoking while pregenant.

Sticky (#463)

15 years ago

I lol’d at this. “END ARGUMENTS WITH YOUR ADULT FISTS!”

deuce (#933)

15 years ago

That woman needs to be kicked in the cunt (after she births her faultless water-head baby, of course). These people need their fertility forcibly removed.

Teutonic Logic (#3607)

15 years ago

@... deuce

Calm done Mien Furher, the mandatory nationwide sterilization program is going to take some time to organize logistically.

orchunter (#4707)

15 years ago

it would be even better if you take out the water and add a beer.

outofocus (#3862)

15 years ago

My sister smoked during most of her pregnancy (she quit the last three months). People did and said some really unbelievable things to her. Someone walked up and spit on her.

Teutonic Logic (#3607)

15 years ago

@... outofocus

Yeah people tend to react negatively when they see a future mother potentially harming her unborn infant, by selfishly fufilling their own addiction.
ps…fuck bob crane

outofocus (#3862)

15 years ago

@...Teutonic Logic: Please point out the obvious to someone who needs it. (that not being me, in case you needed more specifics)

Teutonic Logic (#3607)

15 years ago

which part? The fuck bob crane part?

Well good old Bob had quite the roller coaster career. Did you know he was a DJ and not one of the cool DJs that snort coke out of model’s ass crack, but the boring crappy kind that work for radio stations. He would go on to have a lasting impact in the simpsons, where Homer would often reference the TV show crane was on before he was brutally murdered.

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

This is totally my ex gf and her friend. Her friend has 5 kids now, and when I went with them to the mall, they had me watch the bastards while they went the mobile phone store. I’m sure there is a “friends boyfriend/boytoy: more useful then you think” article under the “ways to lock your kids in the car so you can shop” section.

Not to mention they yell at their kids all the time because they don’t supervise them until they fuck something up.

And yes, they smoke during preggo as well.