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Cake instructions – FAIL

Added on February 14th, 2009 by Neuromancer | Report Post
Tags:Fail, Food, Humor

“Hey, Jill, what am I putting on this cake?”
“Oh, check the counter; I left the jump drive out for you there.”

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yawn (#3315)

15 years ago

LOL. I guess it’s better to be safe and do exactly what you’re supposed to rather than take a risk by assuming something is implied.

Ah, well. Cake tastes good regardless of what it says.

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

@...yawn: I hate responsibility, especially office responsibility.

It’s just an excuse to get blamed.

FullofStars (#3921)

15 years ago

LOl, it’s like a cake computer; it only outputs what you typed, not what you wanted to say.

That said; Stupid, minimum wage, department store cake icer.

You get what you pay for.

Stolid (#1669)

15 years ago

The best: “Red Roses”

Stolid (#1669)

15 years ago

WOW!! That effin thumb drive is HUGE! Was this taken in 1997?

deleted_user (#667)

15 years ago

@...Stolid: It’s not even that big.

RSIxidor (#950)

15 years ago

@...SteamUserNotSet:
Yes it is. Current drives usually aren’t much wider than the USB connector.

Sticky (#463)

15 years ago

@...SteamUserNotSet:
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

Luke Magnifico (#1029)

15 years ago

@...Stolid: Could be a solid state drive in an enclosure.

Or something.

DublinO (#5383)

15 years ago

This is what happens when you employ pastry chef’s on the other side of a language barrier, That last one is big for even a mouse.

HoChunk (#5604)

15 years ago

Apparently there’s a Deuce of Cakes out there as well.

@...Dublin0: Either that, or the other side of a stupid barrier. If you (the cake decorator) are confused about what to write, MAKE A FUCKING PHONE CALL.

Plus, that “Jumpdrive” better be in the TB range.

DublinO (#5383)

15 years ago

I think my head would’ve explode when I picked the cake up…

natedog (#1905)

15 years ago

THESE CAKES ARE LIES

Flickerdart (#2110)

15 years ago

I love when people don’t put in sources even when it’s something as famous as Cakewrecks.

Luke Magnifico (#1029)

15 years ago

I love when people on the internet try to extend their e-penises and generally impress others on the internet by showing that their knowledge of useless, uninteresting blogs far exceeds that of everyone else, and just end up looking foolish.

‘Course, that’s just me.

nyoki (#3444)

15 years ago

@...natedog: I don’t know. I think they portray the idiocracy of the average Walmart worker fairly well.

@...Flickerdart: As famous as who?

foxcek (#3587)

15 years ago

The actual thumb drive is a memory card reader. That’s why it’s rather big (and a fairly old one too)

Phyreblade (#5939)

15 years ago

phail confectioner is phail. But really good artists… 🙂

nyoki (#3444)

15 years ago

Except the 2nd one, s/he seemed to have a bit of a problem w/ the “welcome”.

Phyreblade (#5939)

15 years ago

@...nyokki: LOL true… Phail “Welcom~” is Phail…

SirWishbone (#600)

15 years ago

My girlfriend used to decorate cakes. If the person ordering the cake was rude to her, she would write the words on the cake EXACTLY the way they had written them down, spelling mistakes and all.

PhiPhi (#4851)

15 years ago

My husband and I had a cake mess up. We had a quick little ceremony and I picked up a cake just to have one. I asked that they put “Just Married” on the cake. The woman asked me “Just? J-U-S-T?”

I said “Yep, Just Married.”

I came back to pick up the cake 10 minutes later and it had “Just Mary” on it in slimy green gel icing. I of course complained and she said she had never heard of someone having “Just Married” on a cake so I asked her how many times someone had asked for “Just Mary”.

I do not believe I was rude to her before I saw the writing, but I definitely was after.