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i got this from a girl at my work. she’s engaged. should i a) report to HR b) pursue c) fap


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    Annarchy
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    That depends.
    a) Did anyone else get a card from her?
    2) Is she hot?

    brood_wich
    Member

    you know option C could easily be attached to either A or B.

    Drunkin
    Member

    Never go to HR unless you want to be known as the asshole who can’t handle shit on the ground level.

    Shes not married yet, and even if she was in this day in age it really doesn’t seem to matter, unless it’s against your own morals and beliefs.

    Fapping is the way to go even if you choose a or b.

    Bushman
    Member

    If everybody else got one too, eat the candy and move on.

    If she’s hot, and only you got one: C. Then A. or B. depending on performance!

    Puulaahi
    Member

    Send her flowers with a card just to confuse her. She probably gave that to you cus she is nice.
    Fap to her. You know you want too.

    riverdaledragon
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    riverdaledragon

    If she is hot \ IF she is ugly
    No,Dont go to HR \ Still dont Tell HR. Just Run

    Special Kail
    Member

    CBCAC…. C…. C

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
    Member

    Get her drunk.

    nyoki
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    I’d definitely go w/ ‘C’, because I doubt she’s of age. I don’t believe she’s engaged…she’s 12, at the most. Jailbaittttttttttttt!

    DasMaus
    Member

    Hmmmm, she may be looking for one last fling before getting married, if she’s hot and/or potentially freaky in the bedroom it’s your duty to oblige.

    Or she’s just a silly girl.

    HR are like nazis, to be avoided at all costs.

    Paul_Is_Drunk
    Member

    D) All of the above

    Senshi
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    Senshi

    A, B, or C?
    [b]A[/b]lways
    [b]B[/b]e
    [s][b]C[/b]losing[/s]Fapping

    Senshi
    Member
    Senshi

    or in my case:
    Always
    Be
    Failing 🙁

    EntropicMusings
    Member

    Going to HR only leads to problems. Plus, it’s like elementary school when people rat out the bully to the teacher. They should really handle it themselves and follow the bully on his way home and kneecap him outside the house of the local pedophile. amirite? right?…anyone…?

    Patchouli
    Member

    @EntropicMusings: Completely Right

    lucky_crunchy
    Member

    D. Put up a post about the hot girl at work and then ask your girlfriend if she looked at MCS today.

    A would be a dick thing to do.
    Definately not B. :/
    C you do anyway.

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @thatonejimguy:

    What! I am exaketededly 5’2 tall, and it is a very good height indeed!

    (Anyone who gets that reference without using the power of teh Google gets a cookie and a glass of fine Austrian wine)

    And I’m really 5’2, what the hell.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: Alice in Wonderland Caterpillar.(I googled though) Do I still get cookie and a glass of fine Austrian wine?

    nyoki
    Member

    @thatonejimguy: I’m tellin’ ya, she’s lying. No adult would send a card like that. She’s still in middle school. I’m just surprised that she didn’t draw a little heart above the i in Jim. Though putting the O in is a little strange. Are there a lot of Megans where you work?

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @thatonejimguy: LOL
    I think we are agreed, “A” is a no win. Unless you like picking on little girls.
    And I have to agree with Nyokki. She considers “Valentines day fun” patty cake with Tigger and Pooh. Regardless of what she says, she’s still jail bait.
    “B” is a no win. Unless maybe you and Pedobear are pals. And even then it’s a no win.
    As for “C”… I’m sure you’ll make the right decision. Make sure you make that decision in private however… 🙂

    P.S.
    5’2″ is not a downside. Unless you are 4’10”

    Hazard
    Member

    she just wants to play patty-cake! geeze!

    outofocus
    Member

    I can’t remember the last time I got a valentine (from someone other than my exmotherinlaw). Just be happy someone remembered you!

    Pandora_C
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    Pandora_C

    e) HHUDSITRR

    Drunkin
    Member

    @thatonejimguy: 5’2″ is the downside?! Blasphemer…

    SumoSnipe
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    SumoSnipe

    Playing Patty-cake led to a murder charge for Roger, so be careful.
    And I been around [mcs] too long cause I didn’t see patty-cake right off… I saw a Piglet sammich, which would make her kinda kinky….

    normkil
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    normkil

    @nyokki: Some people do. I had a friend that gave me a little kids valentine like that, but she was 21 or 22 at the time. Its just a way of trying to feel like a kid again.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @normkil: LOL I think you just made Nyokkis point… 🙂

    nyoki
    Member

    @Phyreblade: You get a gold star. You’re such a smart boy.

    TrikYodz
    Member

    bro i cant beleive you dont ask me advice on these things, dude. seeing as were so tight and close together and whatevs.

    Phyreblade
    Member

    @nyokki: Dat’s me. I’s smrtr dan teh averg bear…

    EntropicMusings
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: 5’2″ is a fantastic height for a girl, so props to you. Then again, I’m not breaking the 6’barrier anytime soon.

    @normkil for embracing reality I am buying you a pizza.

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @EntropicMusings:

    I’m glad you agree. ^_^

    Tiny people are the ones who are more likely to rise to power anyway. Just look at Napoleon.

    EntropicMusings
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: Exactly. And don’t forget about Wolverine, in the comics at least. Tiny peeps are less likely to bump their heads on stuff, don’t have to worry as much about legs, etc. Plus there’s that damn cute factor that gets me every time.

    EntropicMusings
    Member

    @EntropicMusings: oops. legs=legroom.

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @EntropicMusings:

    Excellent example. Wolverine is one of my favourite characters. I always played as him on the Playstation too.
    And the majority of successful women in the music industry are midgets also.

    The only problem I have are the upper cupboards in the kitchen! Haha. But that’s what they make chairs for, right.

    EntropicMusings
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:

    Isn’t that what they make men for, right?

    ah-cha. I’ll be here all week.

    But seriously, chairs or stepstools.

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @EntropicMusings:

    Haha nice, very nice. Yeah that’s it, I probably need a man. Do they sell them in European stores also? I guess I’ll have to keep looking.

    Annarchy
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:
    But midgets are scary!

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    @Annarchy:

    Young lady, I’m going to pretend I didn’t see that.

    You know the midget from David Lynches Fire Walk With me? Yea, be careful or they will come for you.

    dieAntagonista
    Member

    Jealous much.

    EntropicMusings
    Member

    @dieAntagonista: Bet he wouldn’t be saying that if your name was meganOtagonista.

    dieAntagonista
    Member
    Annarchy
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:
    See? Midgets, little people, whatever – scary!



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