A fortune cookie you don`t want to receive on February 13th

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“There is a nasty breakup in your future.”


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    JWebster
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    Next time I take my girlfriend for Chinese.. I’m going to get a cookie that says “You know how I said I was going to the bathroom? I was fucking the waitress”

    to break up with her that way.

    Puulaahi
    Member

    *Sigh*

    Pants
    Member

    @JWebster: Good plan

    Sticky
    Member

    @Puulaahi:
    Sounds like this is a fairly common occurence with Puu.
    D:

    dorix
    Member

    It’s okay, the fortune was actually meant for the cookie itself. And look, it came true!

    dieAntagonista
    Guest

    @Sticky:

    Doubt it. You’re really bad at interpreting Puu’s sighs.

    frogurtx
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    Yep, broke up with my past 3 wives this way. Just be sure to call ahead.

    Drunkin
    Member

    Being single allows me to mock fortune cookie! Fuck you fortune cookie…fortune. I win again… kinda.

    Sticky
    Member

    @dieAntagonista:
    Never said I was good at it.

    Moe
    Member

    Mcs is like my fortune cookie- I just had a stupidly whore-ible break up-
    I just knew i should turn to mcs for comic relif.
    The t-shirt above explains a lot.

    Moe
    Member

    OH and im O for two for just before Valintines Day! whores!

    Phyreblade
    Member

    Pfft… Yeah, right…

    nyoki
    Member

    @dorix: I lol’d…a little.



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