A fortune cookie you don`t want to receive on February 13th

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“There is a nasty breakup in your future.”

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    13 Responses to A fortune cookie you don`t want to receive on February 13th

    1. Next time I take my girlfriend for Chinese.. I’m going to get a cookie that says “You know how I said I was going to the bathroom? I was fucking the waitress”

      to break up with her that way.

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    2. @Puulaahi:
      Sounds like this is a fairly common occurence with Puu.
      D:

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    3. It’s okay, the fortune was actually meant for the cookie itself. And look, it came true!

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    4. @Sticky:

      Doubt it. You’re really bad at interpreting Puu’s sighs.

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    5. Yep, broke up with my past 3 wives this way. Just be sure to call ahead.

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    6. Being single allows me to mock fortune cookie! Fuck you fortune cookie…fortune. I win again… kinda.

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    7. Mcs is like my fortune cookie- I just had a stupidly whore-ible break up-
      I just knew i should turn to mcs for comic relif.
      The t-shirt above explains a lot.

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    8. OH and im O for two for just before Valintines Day! whores!

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