Zombie Food Chain

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    1. Correct me if I’m wrong…but I think this is a repost. it’s a good one tho…

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    2. Repost but Zombies means WIN.

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    3. Throw Adequately Prepared Humans in at the top of that list, and then we’ll be right.

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    4. @LukeV1-5: Adequately prepared humans eat zombies?

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    5. @LukeV1-5: So you’re saying adequately prepared humans would eat the zombies? Since when has anyone ever felt the desire to eat reanimated rotting flesh, let alone human flesh?

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    6. @Putridity: was my immediate question upon reading that comment… not even well done would I bite into undead flesh

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    7. @dieAntagonista: who doesn’t.

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    8. I know right? But nobody likes to admit it. Someone has got to educate the masses about what’s hip and what isn’t.

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    9. @Putridity: Well, let’s look at it this way.

      There are ways of removing all blood from a slab of meat. you can hang it, you can boil it off, whatever. As long as you do it long enough, you get every drop of blood out.

      Food is scarce after the apocalypse.

      You come across a fresh zombie in your backyard, and you don’t carve it up for eatin’?

      Well, your malnourished corpse is gonna make for one bony-ass zombie.

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    10. @dieAntagonista

      I wouldn’t be caught dead with one.

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    11. @LukeV1-5:
      Zombie flesh is poisonous, dumbass. You haven’t read the Zombie Survival Guide?

      @Rorschach:
      Ba-dum tish.

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    12. @Sticky: Zombie fluids are poisonous.

      And no, I haven’t. Because the zombie survival guide is wrong.

      If you’re careful, you can survive off dried meat.

      If you’re not, you can’t.

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    13. @LukeV1-5:

      That’s the nastiest thing I’ve heard in a long time. Didn’t think it was possible. 42,5 points. Oh! There is a new upgrade available.

      Y/N

      Don’t forget to equip your weapons before you go into battle.

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    14. @dieAntagonista:

      Y

      I can now equip GAU-8.

      I can now equip Optimus Prime.

      That’s right.

      I can wear Optimus Prime and use a Gau.

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    15. @LukeV1-5:

      Just out of the blue here, but if you haven’t read the book, how do you know it’s wrong? I can say that there are parts of it that are wrong. I know this because I’ve read it.

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    16. Why on earth would I eat a zombie? I have plenty of old foes in the freezer, dried, vacuum sealed, canned. . . and if that runs out can always beat the zombies to you…..

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    17. @wookie_x: Because people routinely quote it at me.

      At which point I say, “No. That is incorrect.”

      Do you see?

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