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    1. That sign is a liar. Liar liar pants on fire.

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    2. At lunch today we were discussing oenology and one of the most distinguished, senior professors told the joke:
      Of the 33,000 possible chemicals in wine, what are the 3 most important? Alcohol, Alcohol, Alcohol.

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    3. Okay, it’s alcohol. REALLY SHITTY ALCOHOL AND 90% WATER.

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    4. Seriously, I had a nice good buzz going doing shots of whiskey, ran out of money and had to settle for someone else’s Bud Light. I was sober within 15 minutes of drinking this pisswater.

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    5. Reminds of the time I saw a sticker that said “Actual Size” on one of those advets for cruise ship vacations.

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    6. That’s not as stupid as it sounds, in most of the civilised world “light” beer is low in alcohol, it’s only north america where it’s low in carbs. If that fridge is in SA, or NZ or somewhere someone could drink a load and then drive into a lampost thinking they’d had no boooze.

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    7. That’s almost as good as the sign behind the register at a Long John Silver’s/Taco Bell combo restaurant nearby warning that fish and shellfish are prepared on premises.

      ….fucking duh?

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    8. @Tyger42:
      I’ve seen that. I immediately wondered if they have this at a regular Long Johns (I no longer have a good reason to go there).

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    9. Shit- just yesterday- in Rite Aid- 16.99 for a case- ON SALE FOR 16.99!.. I was like “WTF?” should have brought my camera… sorry mcs. i ‘ve failed you.

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    10. That’s not beer. It’s dirty dishwater. Yuck.

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    11. But I thought Bud Light didn’t contain any alcohol… LIARS!!!

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    12. Mexicans = bud light + clamato,
      Budlight + clamato = mexicans;;
      Clamato = x

      x=mexicans

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    13. Really? Thank you CAPTAIN FUCKING OBVIOUS!

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    14. This stuff is like having sex in a rubber dingy. It’s the closest thing to FUCKING WATER you can get.

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    15. They passed some bullshit law in Mormonland recently that says the people living there are too dumb to know they’re buying liquor so it has to be clearly labeled in all caps.

      www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-09-30-utah-alcohol_N.htm?csp=34

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