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Slap your troubles away

Vince Shamwow Slap your troubles away

SHAMWOW!!!

YouTube link to commercial:

YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!!!!!

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39 Responses to Slap your troubles away

  1. But that’s a Shamwow. You don’t slap with that. Well, I guess you could.

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  2. It’s the eyebrow of creepiness! And his mouth looks shopped.

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  3. It’s made in Germany, and we all know the Germans always make good stuff.

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  4. ‘Cause we can’t keep this up all day.

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  5. seriously.
    the internet’s general indifference to the
    your/you’re issue makes me want to staple some scrotum.

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  6. Billy Mayes was on The Adam Corolla show on the radio yesterday. Apparently both the shamwow and the slap chop are direct rip offs of items that Billy was the pitchman for.

    Apparently also they were in the same box at the superbowl, and they got into a MASSIVE fight.

    Billy challenged him to a “pitch off” in Miami, it was GREAT.

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  7. @elzarcothepale: …..but that was the correct usage.

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  8. “YOUR GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!!!!!”
    sorry for not specifying. . .
    blind rage and all

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  9. @camusapprentice: i posted a link to an audiovideo in the forums earlier

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPLrm3Omkjg

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  10. @camusapprentice: I heard that, it was awesome. Especially since, about three minutes before that, I told my wife, “You know what this country needs? A celebrity feud between Billy Mays and the ShamWow guy.”

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  11. Anyone else reminded of the Scout from TF2?

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  12. I don’t like 75% of the food displayed, or what it’s for, but god damnit I want to buy it.

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  13. You know, at least this guy’s better than the Oxyclean guy.

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  14. @Tyger42:
    Notice Billy Mays has been mentioned several times in this thread.

    @JWebster:
    After reading his plight at the hands of scientologists (NO! I will not capitilize THAT!), I like him quite a bit.

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  15. I’ve thought about getting this. lol.

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  16. @RSIxidor: Good point. Anyone who’s taken a stand against those frauds gets respect from me no matter how annoying they may be.

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  17. @Tyger42:
    Not this does not require you to purchase his products.

    @camusapprentice:
    Billy Mays claiming these are ripoffs of products he supported is ridiculous, seeing as both of these products have had various incarnations for quite a long time. Billy Mays might as well bitch at Pampered Chef and automobile stores everywhere if that’s how he feels.

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  18. @Ben1605: I said it before and I’ll say it again: YES.

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  19. Is it just me, or does he remind you of an unfunny fire-marshal Bill?

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  20. @Kishi: Contact MTV’s Celeberty Deathmatch..

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  21. “Vince | 21/01/09 at 4:37 pm Reply to this comment

    You’re gonna love my nuts”

    I swear this gets even funnier when you imagine eyebrows up there trying to use it as a pick up line.

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  22. @camusapprentice:
    I would pay to see Vince kick Billy’s ass!

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  23. @Ben1605:

    That guy is *TOTALLY* the TF2 Scout…

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  24. This guy looks like a dinosaur costume was painted my makeup artists.

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  25. He hates scientology, therefore, no matter how goofy or stupid or annoying he may be… he is made of win.

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  26. His face has potential to give nightmares to children.

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  27. you can find that at any auto store, its a normal car shammy, we have the same ones at work this guys a joke. SHAMWOW, fuckin idiot

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  28. Original Shammy Cloths form Germany.

    www.shammysolutions.com/site/1618064/product/100-01

    Not some cheap creepy guy knock off. They do work great, dont get me wrong. Dont buy this creeps Shamwow buy a real Shammy Cloth.

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